Hey kids, thought I had a fill-in for quizzo tonight but it fell through, SO NO QUIZZO TONIGHT. Which is actually kind of cool cause Internet access down here isn’t real easy to come by and it would have been a pain to do questions. Plus I have more shopping to do. Yesterday, my sis and I hit up thrift stores in Virginia Beach and Norfolk, and let me be honest with you: IT WAS AWESOME. Seriously, it is so much more fun and less stress than regular Christmas shopping. I highly recommend it. (Though I did make a small concession and buy my niece a lawn mower at Toys ‘R’ Us. Not a real one, you dimwits. One that blows bubbles.) But like I said, Thrift Store Christmas* is the new Internet Christmas shopping.

*I can say “Christmas” now instead of “holidays” because I’m in the South and liberals haven’t won the War on Christmas down here yet.

I’m off to Virginia Beach to go shopping with my sister. To make shopping more interesting this year, we’ve decided that gifts have to be homeade or bought from a thrift store. I already completed my kick ass homeade project and now it’s time for the shopping part. In the meantime, here’s a couple of Christmas things you might like:

• New York Times last week had a piece about It’s a Miserable Life. Pretty interesting. Also brought to mind the great piece Slate did a few years ago about what a swingin’ place Bedford Falls was.
• In case you didn’t read it last year, do yourself a favor and read the Donspiracist piece on whether or not Santa Claus exists, and what the government is doing to suppress the truth about Santa. This is really a great piece.
• Finally, be sure to read the “Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus” letter. Everybody knows the phrase, but have you read the letter. Good stuff.