The man who played Bull on Night Court turns 66 today. Who is he?
Pics of last week’s winners
Alright, gonna post pics of last weeks winners along with questions about people celebrating birthdays today. One guess per person. Cheya.
New York Mets: The Dominoes Pizza of Baseball
Both the Yankees and Mets are moving into new stadiums this year, so both have added special patches to the sleeves of their jerseys. The Yankees patch looks great. The Mets patch looks like a hotel key card at Howard Johnson’s. Here’s what uni-watch says: So let’s skip the metaphors and jokes and just proceed straight to the simple, declarative truth: This is the worst sleeve patch in MLB history.
By the Time the Eagles Get to Arizona.
There is also a song called By the Time I get to Phoenix, that I think served as the inspiration for the title of the PE song, but it’s not as good of a song. And it doesn’t promote assassinating a public official, like the PE song does.
Year in Review: October-December
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
- Johnny and Ginger solve the Mystery of the Basement Hole.
- Johnny and Ginger go underground into creepy tunnel.
DECEMBER
- The Bowling Sensation that’s sweeping the nation: Bowlizzo!
- We discover our new hero: Dmitri the Lover.
- Quizmaster Chris attacks corporate America with a vengeance.
Year in Review: July-September
JULY
- Prom 2008. Pink tuxedos and Italian backdrops.
- JGT gets shot down by a 95 year old woman.
AUGUST
- Nothing interesting happened in August. Nothing
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SEPTEMBER
- JGT accidentally sends a text message reading “You so want me” to 9 of his guy friends.
- Johnny unveils his debut rap video.
- Hipster Nation throws a jab at quizzo. Goodtimes fires back. (It’s worth reading the comments section on Philebrity too.)
- Second ever quizzo perfect score, by the Narcotyzing Dysfunktion.
Year in Review: April-June
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APRIL
- JGT gets a little face time with Obama.
- Ken Jennings lists his best bands from each state.
- Goat Races in Phoenixville. (above)
- JGT and D-Mac have an awkward interview on FOX News.
- Hipsters are accused of being terrorists, much to the glee of non-hipsters.
- JGT becomes insecure about his age.
MAY
JUNE
2008 Year in Review: January-March
JANUARY
- JGT almost gets into a brawl on New Years Eve.
- Toya pulls off the biggest choke in American Gladiator history.
- Creme de Menthe sets quizzo record for lowest score ever.
FEBRUARY
- Johnny recounts his first date: at the roller rink.
- My friend Mary’s dog gets run over by a train…and lives!
MARCH
Quick Notes
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo is on the Encore channel, and I can’t miss a moment of it. It’s simply too nuanced of a film to miss a moment or I’m going to be lost, so I’m gonna be brief. First of all, great to see everybody after a couple of weeks off. A couple of quick notes. Over the weekend, I’m finally gonna get back to working on the year in review and have it posted. As for Quizzo Bowl, we’re still looking at February 21st, though it hasn’t been finalized quite yet. In other news, the Chip Chantry One Man Show is on Monday at the Khyber. There is also a bowling party on January 24th in South Philly. I’ll have more details Monday. And Go Eagles!
Scoreboard, Brought to you By Birthday Boy Richard Nixon
O’NEALS
- Dorksided 107
- Lord Moustache Rides Again 89
- Where is Thumkin 79
- Face Cracker 77
- Sue Pete 49
BARDS
- Hurtin Bombs 107*
- Sofa Kingdom 107
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
- Marley Dies in the End 95
- Tim Tebow’s V-Card 89
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 108
- Pussycat Dollz 104
- 1022 96
- I’m the One With Stigmata 87
- Tango and Cash 78
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 112
- Catdog 109
- We Can’t Win at Fergies 107
- 13 More Days of Bush 98
- Sexual Chocolate 66
GOOD DOG
- Cherry Hill Vitamin Shoppe 110
- Fightin’ Quakers 99
- Lord Chesterfield 88
- Touched by Wong 86
- Axis of Evil Knieval 85
BARDS
- Hurtin Bombs 116
- Western Omelette 108
- I’m Worried About Coop 89
- Just the Tip 84
- Ninja Turtle Pizza Cheese 70
*Won on tie breaker question: In what year was Jeff Bezos born? Sofa said 1955, Bombs said 1964. It was 1964.