Year in Review: July-September


JULY

AUGUST

  • Nothing interesting happened in August. Nothing

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SEPTEMBER

2008 Year in Review: January-March

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JANUARY

FEBRUARY

MARCH

Quick Notes


Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo is on the Encore channel, and I can’t miss a moment of it. It’s simply too nuanced of a film to miss a moment or I’m going to be lost, so I’m gonna be brief. First of all, great to see everybody after a couple of weeks off. A couple of quick notes. Over the weekend, I’m finally gonna get back to working on the year in review and have it posted. As for Quizzo Bowl, we’re still looking at February 21st, though it hasn’t been finalized quite yet. In other news, the Chip Chantry One Man Show is on Monday at the Khyber. There is also a bowling party on January 24th in South Philly. I’ll have more details Monday. And Go Eagles!

Scoreboard, Brought to you By Birthday Boy Richard Nixon

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O’NEALS

  1. Dorksided 107
  2. Lord Moustache Rides Again 89
  3. Where is Thumkin 79
  4. Face Cracker 77
  5. Sue Pete 49

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 107*
  2. Sofa Kingdom 107
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 98
  4. Marley Dies in the End 95
  5. Tim Tebow’s V-Card 89

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 108
  2. Pussycat Dollz 104
  3. 1022 96
  4. I’m the One With Stigmata 87
  5. Tango and Cash 78

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 112
  2. Catdog 109
  3. We Can’t Win at Fergies 107
  4. 13 More Days of Bush 98
  5. Sexual Chocolate 66

GOOD DOG

  1. Cherry Hill Vitamin Shoppe 110
  2. Fightin’ Quakers 99
  3. Lord Chesterfield 88
  4. Touched by Wong 86
  5. Axis of Evil Knieval 85

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 116
  2. Western Omelette 108
  3. I’m Worried About Coop 89
  4. Just the Tip 84
  5. Ninja Turtle Pizza Cheese 70

*Won on tie breaker question: In what year was Jeff Bezos born? Sofa said 1955, Bombs said 1964. It was 1964.

Larry Flynt, Real American Hero

hustlerSiegelmanarticle.jpgLarry Flynt is in the news quite a bit these days. First of all, he’s requesting a bailout from Congress for the porn industry: The economy has hurt their businesses, too, Flynt and (Girls Gone Wild Owner Joe) Francis said — sales of XXX DVDs are down 22 percent — and they want $5 billion from the government. Congress must “rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America,” Flynt said. Perhaps the bailout money could go toward Larry’s lawyer fees. He is currently suing two of his nephews for putting out inferior porn under the Flynt family name. And people say Americans don’t take pride in their work anymore!

Ann Coulter Continues to be a Goon


Ann Coulter was bumped off of the TODAY Show yesterday because they decided to interview Tony Blair. Coulter then played the victim card that she is constantly haranguing liberals for making and said that NBC had banned her for life (not true, of course), so then TODAY had her on today and she had a contentious matchup with Matt Lauer. This came a day after a battle she had with Harry Smith in which she said that “Every assassin in the history of the nation has either been a liberal, a communist, an anarchist, someone on the left…they are basically Obama’s base.” Coulter has apparently never heard of John Wilkes Booth, a staunch southern conservative. Of course this whole thing is a ruse to sell books. It is interesting only because it is early January and there ain’t s*** happening in the news. But even then, this whole act is getting pretty tired.