Buying Quizzo Bowl Tickets

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We’re heading down the home stretch gang. If you want to buy tickets, you’ve got two choices. You can either buy them from me this week at quizzo or you can buy them online by clicking here. I’m up to about 75 sold, with another 100 or so that I am holding for teams that are certainly gonna buy. That leaves about 100 tickets left. Don’t wait until the last minute! This could sell out before the day of (Plus it costs $5 extra bucks the day of.) For more info on QBV, click here. If you have a smaller group, that’s cool. Just let me know and I’ll team you up with somebody.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Adam Eaton Memorial Cup

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LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Lambda Lambda Lambda 113
  2. The Jams 98
  3. Magnus Ver Magnusson 88
  4. Snouts In the Trough 82
  5. Trivial Pursuiters 81

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Satan’s Minions 110
  2. What Up B***** 99
  3. Duane’s World 97
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 97
  5. Catdog 95

GOOD DOG

  1. Invincible Ignorance 94
  2. Meta-Name 88
  3. Sheriffs of Nottingham 81
  4. Lord Chesterfield 71
  5. Where’s My Friends 70

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 97
  2. Firebird Sweet 84
  3. Abuse of Discretion 80
  4. Bards is my 2nd Favorite Bar 67
  5. AIG 58

Who Knew that the Race for City Controller Could Be So Fun?

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Brett Mandel is accusing his opponent, the incumbent Alan Butkovitz of push-polling. It works like this, you get a call from a “reputable polling firm” that starts asking you questions about political candidates, but paints one candidate in a very favorable light and smears the other. So you might be asked, “Would you be more or less likely to vote for Candidate A if you knew that he donates to charity and loves his mom?” Then, you would be asked, “Would you be more or less likely to vote for Candidate B if you knew he hates puppies and roots for the Mets?” He says Butkovitz has been doing this, which is illegal though standard practice (Thank you Karl Rove.) But then Mandel goes toe to toe Philly-style at the end. Alan, I teach my children to stand up and take responsibility for their actions. First, I want you to take responsibility for what your campaign did and come apologize to my children for spreading underhanded smears about their father. Then, if you have something to say about me or my campaign, follow the law and take credit for your words…better yet, say it to my face. Ok, so I think demanding that he apologize to your kids is a little over the top, but I like the pro wrestling style “Say it to my face” line. Let’s get ready to rumble!

Quizzo Bowl News

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The run on tickets has begun. Get your team’s act together and get your tix! You can buy them from me tonight at the Good Dog at 8 p.m. and at the Bards at 10 p.m. Or you can buy them online by clicking here. The fee to purchase online is only like $1.62 or something. I am still in talks with my halftime act. Hopefully will know something in the next 24 hours. The FAQs about Quizzo Bowl are here. And remember, teams that wear uniforms or dress outrageously get VIP seating. See ya tonight!