Thanks to Hot Irish Slut for sending this in (seriously, that was the name on the email that sent this to me.) Dimitri appears at the 11:30 mark, but the whole thing is kind of interesting. If you are going to be in Toronto next weekend, I highly recommend attending Dimitri’s next seminar on April 8th. He is going to teach you where to go to seduce sluts, such as “Stunning Eastern European gold-digging whores that are manipulative, but in turn, easily manipulated themselves (Dimitri The Lover’s motto: “East of the curtain … sex is for certain!”)” And if you missed it the first time, here’s the phone call that made us fall in love with Dimitri. I am also quite proud of the fact that when you google image “Dimitri the Lover” a quizzo team by that name at the Bards shows up on page one.
Quizzo Bowl Stuff
Ok, Quizzo Bowl stuff is kind of all over the site right now, so I figured I would consolidate. Here ya go:
Phillies Party Sunday!
Hey kids, we’re gonna have a iSportacus par-tay this Sunday for the Phillies opening night game. We are gonna kick it off at 6 p.m., watching the final four innings of last year’s Phillies-Rays Game 5. We’re gonna do some giveaways, and Lagers are gonna be $2. To find out where it’s going down, click here. Here’s a few more things going down on iSportacus.
- According to Eskin, the Eagles are very close to signing Anquan Boldin.
- The Phil-o-Meter is running at a hot 78 degrees.
- Four people still have a shot at big money in the iSportacus Bracket-tacular.
- How Nova got hosed the last time they played Carolina.
- And finally, it’s a new month in Streak for the Cash, so everything sets back to zero. Get signed up, start picking your games, and we’ll have more gift certificates for the longest win streak and most wins this month. Just go here and join the group iSportacus.com.
Official Quizzo Bowl Photos!
Big ups to my main man DJ Starr (yeah, it’s his real name). After he took great photos of last year’s Quizzo Bowl, I had to get him back this year. And this years pics are every bit as good. I was so excited when I got the photos I decided to make a little video of them (above.) But the video doesn’t really do justice to how good these pics are, as they lose some of their quality on Youtube, and there were some I had to delete for time considerations. Be sure to go here to check them all out.
Opening Rap + Haulin’ Oats “Kiss on My List”
Big thanks to my man Steve for shooting some video of Saturday night’s show. Here is my opening rap plus a classic Haulin’ Oats tune (give the video a few seconds to get started). Plus you can watch Smackdown and Maryanne try to convince Gabe to dance with them in the foreground (unsuccesfully).
Hurtin’ Bombs Win at Bards
On April 1, 1957, the BBC reported that this was growing on trees in Switzerland.
Jams Win
One of the great hoaxes of all time was this man’s reading of the War of the Worlds over the air in 1938, which caused a massive panic.
Sofa Kingdom Wins at Bards
What company claimed to have purchased the Liberty Bell in a full page ad in the New York Times in 1996?
American Violet Wins at O’Neals
In 1983 the German magazine Der Stern claimed it had found whose journal, and only after paying $6 million for it did they find out it was a hoax?
Pics of last weeks winners
Gonna post pics of last weeks winners (Official Quizzo Bowl Pics are coming soon…and they are awesome.) ALright, since it is April Fool’s Day, all questions below will be about famous hoaxes. One guess per person.