Alright, gang, I’m off to the Phils game. But I will be in action this evening. Bards, 10 p.m. Man, looks so lonely, just sitting there by itself. Hope to have a new Thursday gig in the next week or two. I’ll keep ya updated. See ya tonight.
Fun With Philly History
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A couple of pretty cool Philly history pieces to look at today.
- First of all, historyofphilly.com has a video that looks at Abraham Lincoln’s funeral procession through Philadelphia.
- Secondly, a write up I did yesterday about how booze helped the Philadelphia Athletics win the 1871 baseball pennant.
- Finally, phillyhistory.org has a write up on a couple of spectacular hotels that were in downtown Philly.
Holy F****** S***
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From the state that brought us George W. Bush, Jerry Jones, and Vanilla Ice, we now get this: Bill Nye “The Science Guy” was booed in Waco, Texas for suggesting the Moon did not generate its own light, but reflected light from the sun…several people in the audience stormed out, including woman with three small children who shouted, “We believe in God!” and left.
Almost makes you wish the ATF had burned the whole damn town down.
The Trip to Puerto Rico
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As you are well aware, I was in Puerto Rico with a “travel companion” last week. Well, I decided to write in today’s Metro about a couple from Philly I met while in Vieques. In other Puerto Rico news, here are some photos from the trip. We were in the rain forest south of Utuado for the first couple of days. A very hairy drive to get there over switchback roads, but it was worth it. Very secluded, extremely relaxing. Took a few hikes, but other than that, just sort of loafed around and drank rum and juice. Then we headed to Vieques, where we went to the tiny town of Esperanza. The island is best known for being the place that the US Navy was driven out of in 2003. It is home to some of the most beautiful, most desolate beaches in the Caribbean. We hiked to nearby Sun Bay, which was beautiful, and also did the Bioluminescent Bay kayak trip. It looked a lot like this. It was very cool, though kayaking at night while wet was a little chilly. Finally, we headed to Old San Juan. Stayed at a very cool, fairly cheap hotel called the Casablanca, which was right in the middle of everything. San Juan was terrific. Great walking town, although the sidewalks were a little narrow. But lots of great restaurants, Spanish architecture, and the El Morro Fort was very cool. I would definitely like to go back to San Juan when I have more time, but we were able to get a lot of hiking around the town in in our short time there. So there you have it. Great trip, lots of fun, I definitely recommend Puerto Rico as a vacation destination (though to be honest I like Mexico a little bit better.)
Quizzo Tonight
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Alright, kids, we’re back in action tonight. Locust Rendezvous at 6:15, as 1022 tries to defend their crown. Always great beer and drink specials at the Vous and of course the added attraction of Darth Ern. Then it’s on to the Black Sheep, where Duane’s World is aiming for their 3rd straight win. Can you knock them off? Action starts at 8 p.m. ‘
As for Thursdays, I have a meeting today. If it goes well, we could have a new spot by next week. I’ll keep ya updated.
Fastball Bob

Dave over at Comicvsaudience got some video of Fastball Bob’s performance Monday night. And while, with this kind of thing you can’t really capture the energy in the room, you’ll get an idea of what Bob is all about. Camerawork is a little shaky, but you get the picture. Speaking of ComicsvsAudience, I am gonna be one of the comedians on their May 4th show at the Shubin. So if you’ve ever wanted to see me crash and burn while doing stand up, here’s your chance.
Last Week’s Scoreboard, Brought to You by Me at El Batey Bar in San Juan
- Where Has John’s Rum Gone 106
- We Got Nothing 95
- Frank’s Still Fat 78
- Where’s Johnny? 68
- I am Johnny Goodtimes’ Idiot Brother 58
BARDS
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
- Sofa Kingdom 93
- Learned Hand Job 81
- Team Genius 63
- Teabagging w/o Dick Armey 61
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- 1022 101
- This is Not a Bus 92
- Barstool Racers 88
- When Harry Joined Whitey 88
- Magnus von Magnusson 81
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 110
- Baron Munchausen 108
- Satan’s Minions 92
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
- Quiz on Your Face 82
BARDS
- Heavy Petting Zoo 93
- I’ll See You With My Nub 90
- Ron Anderson 67
- TNS 62
- Phillies Shoulda Beat Nats 61
Geography Quiz
See how well you know your states with this quiz. I flubbed it a little bit at the start but then it gets easy. My final score was a 88.23. Play it and post your score in the comments. No looking at a map either.
Happy Birthday Jack
Jack Nicholson turns 72 today. There are several men who claim to be his father (he doesn’t know who his real father is), and he was brought up believing that his grandparents were his actual parents, and that his actual mother was his sister. He found out the truth in 1974 when a reporter for TIME Magazine told him. Apparently, his grandparents didn’t think he could handle the truth. Anyhow, just curious: what’s you favorite Jack film? Mine is probably the Shining, followed closely by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Let me know what yours is in the comments below.
Quizzo Tonight
Your boyfriends back, and there’s gonna be trouble. Hey-ya, hey-ya, my quizman’s back. That’s right folks, after a week in Puerto Rico I’m speaking fluent Spanish, but will host tonight’s quizzo in English for you, the fans. O’Neals at 8 p.m. Bards at 10 p.m. Probably looking at one quiz this week…BUT I am hoping to have a new quiz lined up and started next week, and then we’ll be back on a two quiz a week schedule. Meeting tomorrow. I’ll let you know what happens.
