This single mother, who starred in Coyote Ugly, appeared in I, Robot and turns 38 today.
Rain Delays Suck Wins at Bards
This Oaktown rapper, most popular in the 80s and early 90s and who constantly referred to himself as a pimp, turns 43 today.
Savage Henry Wins at O’Neals
This actress who starred in Vanilla Sky and Blow turns 35 today.
Pics of Last Weeks Winners
Alright kids, gonna post photos of last week’s winners, with questions below. Answer in comments, one guess per person. Questions are about people celebrating birthdays today. Oh, and still nobody has guessed correctly on NAME THAT GUY over at isportacus from yesterday.
Today’s Quiz
Alright, this one is corporate logos. I got a 30/36. I got one wrong because I spelled it wrong. I guess Irish John is in charge of grading these. Let me know how you do in the comments below.
The New Thursday Night Quizzo
Alright, not gonna give it away just yet. We got to make it a bit of a quiz first and see who can come up with the answer. The name of the bar is also the name of a book that was turned into a movie starring Marlon Brando, seen above. What is it? Post your answer in the comments. Let’s see who can come up with it first (If you already know don’t guess). The new Thursday night quiz starts next week.
UPDATE: Palestra Jon nailed it. Answer is in the comments. More details coming tomorrow.
I Need to Borrow a Goat! Seriously!
The Sly Fox Goat Races are this Sunday, and I desperately need to get my hands on a goat. I am determined to compete this year. If you have access to a goat, please email me as soon as possible. Thank you.
Today’s Quiz
Alright, kids, I’m gonna try to find a new quiz for us to take everyday. Here’s the quiz for today. I got a 7/10. Tell us what you get below. Be honest, you freaks, and no cheating.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by Dr. J vs. Larry Bird
O’NEALS
- Savage Henry 89
- T. Mawesome 78
- Why is John’s Rum Gone 65
- TWSS 60
- Rocky Mountain Oysters 58
BARDS
- Rain Delays Suck 101
- Tooth Wind and Fire 92
- $1 to See It, $2 to Touch It 88
- Pulitzer Prize Winners 76
- Pete the Birthday Loser 69
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Quiz on Your Face 96
- 1022 93
- The Jams 74
- File Clerks 65
- Tilda Swintons 60
BLACK SHEEP
- Craigslist Killer…Qu-est-ce que c’est 98
- Unusual Suspects 97
- Duane’s World 88
- Becky’s Birthday 87
- Catdog 87
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 107
- Interrupting Sloth 71
- The Smiling Somalian 70
- Lost my Microphone 68
- Lesbotronics and Hot Dude 63
This is Kind of Cute
Yesterday, I went over to my Little Brother’s house because it was his 12th birthday, so his family was getting together for cake and ice cream. (His mom got trick candles. I am a big fan of trick candles.) Anyways, we’re hanging out front on the street throwing the football and his buddy Phillip comes riding up on his scooter with tinfoil in his hand.
“Hey Steve, I forgot it was your birthday until like an hour ago, so this is all I could get you.” So he opens up the tinfoil, and pulls out a cookie from a nearby bakery. Then he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dollar in change, the only other thing he could scrounge up in the past hour so that he could give his buddy a birthday present. Awesome.
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