Back in action tonight at O’Neals (3rd and South) at 8 p.m. and the Bards at 10 p.m. Dorksided looks to repeat at O’Neals and the Sofa Kingdom goes for two straight at the Bards. Also, keep in mind that we are kicking off a new quiz on Thursday at the Ugly American (Front and Federal) at 7:30 p.m. And yes, there are two quizzes this week, so you can quit whining about that.
Today’s Quiz: Mexico
Today’s quiz is about Mexico. I got a 7 outta 10. Let me know how you do by posting in the comments.
Question of the Week
What was the name of the General who led Mexican forces to victory on Cinco de Mayo, 1862 against the French?
When Beer Pong Almost Turned Deadly for JGT
A lot of fuss going on right now over the guy who killed the other guy over a game of Beer Pong. I hope it leads to a lot of political posturing over the dangers of beer pong (but not guns). Anyhow, it reminded me of a couple of years ago when I was at a New Years Party and beer pong nearly led to a major riot, but resulted instead in JUSTICE (served cold).
WNBA Player or Porn Star
The 50/50 Round was a big hit this past week, so I’ve reproduced it here. (Big ups to my boy Leigh for suggesting this round.) Good luck!
Today’s Quiz: Presidents
Today’s quiz is on Presidents. I got 43 in 4 minutes, then totally choked on the 44th and finally gave up. The one I missed was from 1837-1841. Let me know how you do, and how long it takes you to get them.
Quizzo News and Notes
Hey kids, a few quick notes before we part ways for the weekend. First of all, congrats to Quiz on Your Face, who became the first team other than the Jams to repeat at the Vous since last June (But My Mom Says I’m Cool). Next week, they will try to be the first team to win three straight other than the Jams since 2006. New quiz going up on Comcast On Demand Saturday, so be sure to check it out. I think the entertainment one goes up next, so go to On Demand>>Free Movies>>Trivia and Games>>Quizzo. Also, keep in mind that the new quiz starts at Ugly American next Thursday night at 7:30 p.m., so I’ll finally get off my lazy butt and do two sets of questions again. As for fun upcoming non-quizzo stuff, the Sly Fox Goat Races are Sunday, and I am doing stand up Monday night, so maybe I’ll see you at one of those. Finally, be sure to find out what wrestling manager Stan van Gundy looks like and how the Phillies got started in 1883 by going to isportacus. Have a great weekend, everybody.
Today’s Quiz: Troy McClure Movies
Gonna be hard to beat me at this one. I got 15 out of 15, which was part luck, part because it’s an easy quiz (And I’m not even a huge Simpsons fan). Anyways, let me know how you do below.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by Swine Flew
O’NEALS
- Dorksided 112
- Same Name as Last Week 108
- Tooth WInd and Fire 99
- Where’s John’s Rum Gone 92
- Hutch 75
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 115
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 102
- Hurtin Bombs 96
- Ottoman Empire 83
- How Bout Dem Bulls 75
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Quiz on Your Face 102
- This is Not a Bus 93
- Silence is Golden, Girls 86
- Buy me a Bar 85
- Barstool Racers 84
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 105
- Catdog 100
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 83
- Unusual Suspects 77
- No Thrill w/o Bill 74
BARDS
- Bards is My 2nd Favorite Bar 95
- Yes You Can’t 93
- Grand Theft Auto 73
- I’ll Take Swine Flu 66
- Schrute Farms 65
Today in the Metro
Today’s column is about my bitterness towards Trivia Art, and how I am above shameless pandering. It was inspired when Art sent me an email telling me to eat a free cupcake above the fridge that he had gotten for free. I suddenly realized I was the person you give hand-me-down cupcakes to, which is a tough pill to swallow, even for “America’s Guest”. This column is very big of me, and an opportunity for you to appreciate how much integrity I have.