Ok, so I checked yesterday to determine a winner of the Worst Christmas Story idea, and when I checked, we had a tie. So now we are going to have a runoff. Here are the final two contestants. Voting ends at 3 p.m. today.
#3 Dating Survival:The sirens closed in on the St. Nicholas estate. Inside, Santa hadn’t eaten in days. Candycane colored gun in hand, watching tv from his desk with a red velvet bullet proof vest on, he watched as five children’s hospitals burned to the ground in some kind of a coincidental terrorist act. The recession had really hit home this year, and Santa had to make his cuts too.
#6 AW Santa glanced from the List as Mrs. Claus entered, ensconced in an aura of steaming cinnamon-sugar cookies. Their eyes locked. After so many millenia, the ache still crept up his core whenever he spied her dowdy silver ‘do, her horn-rimmed bifocals, and the plump, fleshy rolls bursting from her frumpy gingham jumper. He stood and slid his fuzzy gloves seductively along her ample midriff …
Ivan the Trivial has won 7 straight, meaning that the Bounty at O’Neals (8 p.m.) is now up to $30. And tonight could be the perfect night to win it, as I think only a couple of their players can make it. Assuming any of their players show up, tonight at O’Neals could be a great shot for your team to win big bucks. Just sayin’.
We then move to the Bards at 10:15. There will be a fair amount of Year in Review questions tonight, and the return of an old favorite for the 50-50 round. Hope to see ya tonight!
I’m gonna get cracking on the Year in Review this afternoon. In the meantime, I thought you might want to check out some old Year in Reviews. Lots of fun stuff to reminisce about.
Just got back in from New Hampshire, where I spent Christmas. Getting back in gear today. Yes, there is a quiz this week, both on Tuesday and Wednesday, and yes, yours truly will be hosting. Also, I’m gonna get crackin on the Year in Review starting tomorrow. In the meantime, I need a little vacation from my vacation. Hope everyone had a great holiday and I’ll be back atcha manana.