I Heart Manayunk!!!

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Finally a website that adores Manayunk as much as we do! Looks like it isn’t updated all that often, but I found the following write up fascinating: The one major thing I noticed is that either Manayunk is becoming more like Olde City, or otherwise people are just beginning to dress like it. Whatever happened to Manayunk being the chill, summer spot to go when you’re not down the shore? I didn’t realize that leaopard-print minis on girls and v-neck tight black tees on guys were in-style for a Philly suburb outdoor deck bar. I mean, come on, people!! Oh, and another thing…stop shoving your tongue down your boyfriend’s throat in public! That’s just gross.

Apparently the author of this column just opened her eyes for the first time. Manayunk has long been the worst place in the entire Philadelphia area, including Old City. I mean, I have had a good time in Old City before. I have never had a good time in Manayunk. Of course, I haven’t been back for a couple of years now. I think I need to make a triumphant return and have an awful night.

Interesting Video from Ice Cube (NSFW)


I have long loathed gangster rap for basically ruining what was art and replacing it with, as Little Brother put it, a Minstrel Show. But I have to give Ice Cube credit. He is one of the few gangster rappers out there with a fairly high degree of intelligence, and his latest song in which he talks about what an ultraviolent society we live in and how that isn’t gangster raps fault is certainly thought-provoking, whether or not you agree with the message. That, to me, is art and precisely what rap should be. But 9 times out of 10 it’s just some dope talking about many people he’s shot, a tired spiel that’s been played out since 1992.

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Sugar Shane

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O’NEALS

  1. Why is the Rum Gone? 104
  2. Whimsey McCloud 96
  3. Rittenhouse Squares 92
  4. Nomads 88
  5. Mazel Tov 87

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 119
  2. Sofa Kingdom 107
  3. Hurtin Bombs 98
  4. Just the Tip 82
  5. The Douches 79

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 113
  2. Superfriends 97
  3. Cold Hand Luke 91
  4. 1022 70
  5. Den’s Glends 61

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 105
  2. Duane’s World 100
  3. Wax That Bush Doctrine 92
  4. Joe Buck Hates America 88
  5. Is this Team Name Clever 70

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 89
  2. Scweissefusse 81
  3. Underachievers 55

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 99
  2. Lee Trevino’s Putting Challenge 89
  3. Western Omelette 87
  4. Alaskan Queen Clam 71
  5. I Can See Russian From My House 69