The New Thursday Night Quizzo

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Alright, not gonna give it away just yet. We got to make it a bit of a quiz first and see who can come up with the answer. The name of the bar is also the name of a book that was turned into a movie starring Marlon Brando, seen above. What is it? Post your answer in the comments. Let’s see who can come up with it first (If you already know don’t guess). The new Thursday night quiz starts next week.

UPDATE: Palestra Jon nailed it. Answer is in the comments. More details coming tomorrow.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Dr. J vs. Larry Bird

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O’NEALS

  1. Savage Henry 89
  2. T. Mawesome 78
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 65
  4. TWSS 60
  5. Rocky Mountain Oysters 58

BARDS

  1. Rain Delays Suck 101
  2. Tooth Wind and Fire 92
  3. $1 to See It, $2 to Touch It 88
  4. Pulitzer Prize Winners 76
  5. Pete the Birthday Loser 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Quiz on Your Face 96
  2. 1022 93
  3. The Jams 74
  4. File Clerks 65
  5. Tilda Swintons 60

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Craigslist Killer…Qu-est-ce que c’est 98
  2. Unusual Suspects 97
  3. Duane’s World 88
  4. Becky’s Birthday 87
  5. Catdog 87

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 107
  2. Interrupting Sloth 71
  3. The Smiling Somalian 70
  4. Lost my Microphone 68
  5. Lesbotronics and Hot Dude 63

William Penn, Sr. Thanks for the Reggae and Rum, Mon

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I was pretty fascinated by the fact that Jamaicans today speak English because of William Penn’s father (as we learned this week in quizzo), but I was unable to find a lot of information about the English takeover of the island. Apparently, Penn and his crew had tried to attack Hispaniola in 1655 but were repelled, so they had to settle for Jamaica, which was not considered very valuable at the time and was much less heavily fortified. He defeated the Spanish and took over the island, and it remained in English hands until 1962.

Here’s another interesting fact I came across about Penn Sr.:
The origin of grog lies with Vice-Admiral William Penn, father of the founder of Pennsylvania. In 1655, during Penn’s campaign for Cromwell in the Indies, Penn arrived in Barbados and captured Jamaica. Unfortunately Jamaica had few stores of beer or wine. Jamaica did, however, have rum. Penn, therefore, began the use of rum as a ration.

This makes it seem more like Penn introduced the English world to rum than to grog, as the origins of grog don’t date until 1740. So not only did the Penn family give us Pennsylvania, they gave us reggae (if it wasn’t for the William Penn it would be in Spanish, and probably use a bunch of horns) and rum. And is that a baseball bat in his right hand? Did the Penns invent baseball too?

Fun With Philly History

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A couple of pretty cool Philly history pieces to look at today.

Holy F****** S***

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From the state that brought us George W. Bush, Jerry Jones, and Vanilla Ice, we now get this: Bill Nye “The Science Guy” was booed in Waco, Texas for suggesting the Moon did not generate its own light, but reflected light from the sun…several people in the audience stormed out, including woman with three small children who shouted, “We believe in God!” and left.

Almost makes you wish the ATF had burned the whole damn town down.

The Trip to Puerto Rico

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As you are well aware, I was in Puerto Rico with a “travel companion” last week. Well, I decided to write in today’s Metro about a couple from Philly I met while in Vieques. In other Puerto Rico news, here are some photos from the trip. We were in the rain forest south of Utuado for the first couple of days. A very hairy drive to get there over switchback roads, but it was worth it. Very secluded, extremely relaxing. Took a few hikes, but other than that, just sort of loafed around and drank rum and juice. Then we headed to Vieques, where we went to the tiny town of Esperanza. The island is best known for being the place that the US Navy was driven out of in 2003. It is home to some of the most beautiful, most desolate beaches in the Caribbean. We hiked to nearby Sun Bay, which was beautiful, and also did the Bioluminescent Bay kayak trip. It looked a lot like this. It was very cool, though kayaking at night while wet was a little chilly. Finally, we headed to Old San Juan. Stayed at a very cool, fairly cheap hotel called the Casablanca, which was right in the middle of everything. San Juan was terrific. Great walking town, although the sidewalks were a little narrow. But lots of great restaurants, Spanish architecture, and the El Morro Fort was very cool. I would definitely like to go back to San Juan when I have more time, but we were able to get a lot of hiking around the town in in our short time there. So there you have it. Great trip, lots of fun, I definitely recommend Puerto Rico as a vacation destination (though to be honest I like Mexico a little bit better.)

Fastball Bob

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Dave over at Comicvsaudience got some video of Fastball Bob’s performance Monday night. And while, with this kind of thing you can’t really capture the energy in the room, you’ll get an idea of what Bob is all about. Camerawork is a little shaky, but you get the picture. Speaking of ComicsvsAudience, I am gonna be one of the comedians on their May 4th show at the Shubin. So if you’ve ever wanted to see me crash and burn while doing stand up, here’s your chance.

Last Week’s Scoreboard, Brought to You by Me at El Batey Bar in San Juan

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O’NEALS

  1. Where Has John’s Rum Gone 106
  2. We Got Nothing 95
  3. Frank’s Still Fat 78
  4. Where’s Johnny? 68
  5. I am Johnny Goodtimes’ Idiot Brother 58

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
  2. Sofa Kingdom 93
  3. Learned Hand Job 81
  4. Team Genius 63
  5. Teabagging w/o Dick Armey 61

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 101
  2. This is Not a Bus 92
  3. Barstool Racers 88
  4. When Harry Joined Whitey 88
  5. Magnus von Magnusson 81

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 110
  2. Baron Munchausen 108
  3. Satan’s Minions 92
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
  5. Quiz on Your Face 82

BARDS

  1. Heavy Petting Zoo 93
  2. I’ll See You With My Nub 90
  3. Ron Anderson 67
  4. TNS 62
  5. Phillies Shoulda Beat Nats 61

Happy Birthday Jack


Jack Nicholson turns 72 today. There are several men who claim to be his father (he doesn’t know who his real father is), and he was brought up believing that his grandparents were his actual parents, and that his actual mother was his sister. He found out the truth in 1974 when a reporter for TIME Magazine told him. Apparently, his grandparents didn’t think he could handle the truth. Anyhow, just curious: what’s you favorite Jack film? Mine is probably the Shining, followed closely by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Let me know what yours is in the comments below.