First Place: 5-Finger Assprint 103
2nd Place: Snapjack 97
3rd Place: Moby Dick Pics 88
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both all of you who have followed this site for a few years know, I am a big fan of the Hotel of Doom (and really the entire country of North Korea. If you haven’t read the interview I did with an American who has travelled there, it’s well worth a read). Sadly, it seemed like Pyongyang’s most remarkable architectural achievement was going to waste away in eternity after the Soviet Union fell, forever crushing the soul of the already fragile North Korean psyche. But then a few years ago, an Egyptian company bought the building and picked construction back up where it left off. And now the building, well, it still looks like a weird ass spaceship, but with the glass put in, it looks kind of badass. But what of the interior? We had no way of knowing, since outside journalists weren’t allowed in and North Korean journalists aren’t particularly dependable.
But a journalist with the Daily Mirror snuck in recently and lived to tell about it. Well worth a read.
I step through a maze of scaffolding and set foot in what will be the lobby entrance. It is quite a disappointment. There is no marble or teak on view to match the brilliance of its exterior, no chandeliers or flunkies in gold braid. When the North Koreans first unveiled their preposterous plans, the Ryugyong Hotel was to have at least 3,000 guest rooms, five revolving restaurants, shops, a casino and eight revolving floors of luxury suites in its pinnacle. There is no sign of them here. In fact, there is no sign of anything at all.
I edge inside to find a cavernous space and walls of bare concrete – layer upon layer of grey concrete shell with scaffolding winding its way up through the vast space at the heart of the giant pyramid.
Where I can see dusty concrete and a tangle of rubble and wires, Kempinski are now promising shops, restaurants and a ballroom on the ground and mezzanine floors.
In the vertiginous space above, there will be 1,500 rooms – a smaller number than first planned – private apartments and business facilities. Even 1,500 rooms, it must be said, is enough to accommodate the total annual number of Western visitors to the country in a single night. It looks as though at least one of the revolving restaurants will survive. And, although the hotel has now been overtaken in height by the Rose Tower in Dubai, in terms of floors – with 105 – Ryugyong looks set to remain the world’s biggest.
Philadelphia will be trying to defend her crown of “America’s Smartest City” this Sunday, and we need your help! We will be taking on quizzo teams from 8 different cities across the country. Here’s how it works…We’re going to take the exact same quiz that teams in these other 8 cities are playing. We will then add up the scores of the Top 5 teams. Whatever city has the highest score wins the Tycho Brahe Cup, and gets to claim the title of America’s Smartest City until next year’s cup.
The event will go down at the Trestle Inn this Sunday at 6:30 p.m. We’re playing by Denver’s rules, so they won’t any excuses when we beat them. It will be an 8-round quiz, and max team size is 6 people. I really, really want our top teams there, because I really want Philly to win this. Hope you can make it!
A short video I did of legendary Philly prop comic the Legendary WID. Think you guys might dig it. (NSFW, language.) Man, I’m really tempted to bring him back for Quizzo Bowl again.
Alright, these are a day late BUT NOT a dollar short. A really wild week last week, with only two of our previous Top 10 being victorious. Really makes for quite a mixup with the QCS Computer (above), which calculates these rankings. And while the top 10 get write-ups, the list now extends to 20. These rankings do not include last night’s results.
1. Steak Em Up (Bards). Blah blah blah nerds blah blah blah freaks blah blah blah. Last week: #1
2. The Jams (Rendezvous). 10 wins in the past 12 weeks have assured the Jams of a spot very near the top of the rankings. Last week: #3
3. Duane’s World (Black Sheep). A third place finish at the Sheep drops them out of the #2 spot. Last week: #2
4. Hooter and Chuff (Multiple). A 116 point performance launches them not only back into the power rankings, but into the Top 5. Last week: NR
5. Savage Ear (O’Neals). A Triumphant return to O’Neals. Are they ready to compete with Mysterious Mr. Mapother for King of O’Neals status, or was this just a one time reunion? Last week: NR
6. Mysterious Mr. Mapother (O’Neals). An 18 point loss at O’Neals drops them two spots in the rankings. Last week: #4
7. 5-Finger Ass Print (Sidecar). A top 3 finish in each of the last three weeks, including a first place finish last week. This is a team on the rise. Last week: NR
8. Chick-Fil-Atio (Black Sheep). This team burst on the scene last week with a convincing win at a packed Black Sheep. Did Duane’s World just gain a new rival? Last week: NR
9. Ruby Tuesday (Ugly American). Every once in a while, these guys really blow if out of the water at UA. This was one of those weeks, as they won by 18 points. Last week: NR
10. Sidecardigans (Sidecar). A tough two point loss to the Asspring causes them to further slide down the rankings. Last week: #6
The rest of the Top 20.
11. Happy B-Day to the Ground
12. Puppy Puppets
13. 407 Primrose Yellow Jackets
14. Underground Bard
15. Snapjack
16. FFSF
17. Why Can’t Us
18. Blazing Sea Nuggets
19. Zombea Arthur
20. Andy Reiding Rainbow