Question of the Week

Whose auto-biography was called “Beauty Fades, But Dumb is Forever”?

Steak Em Up Wins at Bards

First Place: Steak Em Up 113

2nd Place: Scissor Me Timbers 90

3rd Place: Marie Antoinette’s Undergarments 88

First Place: The Jams 109

2nd Place: Hooter and Chuff 92

3rd Place: Chick Binders 78

First Place: Steak Em Up 119

2nd Place: Underground Bard 105

3rd Place: Ukraine in the Membrane 97

First Place: Mysterious Mr. Mapother 89

2nd Place: Tooth Wind and Fire 86

3rd Place: Bears are Scared 83

3rd Place: We Heart Leeta 83

First Place: Seattle Sounders 79

2nd Place: Nerdgasm 79

3rd Place: DUH 74

Here’s my latest in the Post, about a $3 million bust of Ben Franklin that spent the night in a dumpster in West Philly recently.

First Place: Steak Em Up 113

2nd Place: Tubular Two 87

3rd Place: I Drink Your Milkshake 80

First Place: Steak Em Up 112

2nd Place: Underground Bard 99

3rd Place: Better Than Danny 91

First Place: Mysterious Mr. Mapother 104

2nd Place: Quizasters 78

3rd Place: Save Big Bird 77