Cool Job: Pro Poker Player

Many of you on the quizzo circuit know Vaughn, aka the Sandman. Not only has he been an off and on player for numerous years, he has also hosted the quiz for me on numerous occasions, and done a bang up job from all reports. Anyways, Vaughn just recently stopped being a pro poker player, and is looking to go into writing.  

He enjoyed poker, he made money at it, but to be a pro player these days you need to move to the soulless pit that is Vegas, and that town and Vaughn, who has as much soul as any white boy I know,  just weren’t a good fit. Regardless, here is his story of what it’s like to be a poker player and how he got into it.

JGT: Tell me how you first got into poker.

Vaughn: Well I was always a bit of a gambler. I used to sneak into the Taj to play blackjack  when I was 16-20 years old. Not often, once or twice a year.

JGT: Were you pretty good at it, right off the bat?

Vaughn: Yeah. I was a chess prodigy as a kid. Top 5 in the country age 9 and under, with two therapists for parents. I was kind of born and bred to play poker

JGT: I didn’t know that you were a chess prodigy.

Vaughn: I peaked at age 8. But that movie Searching for Bobby Fisher? I used to play with that kid a lot.

JGT: Ok, so when did you make the jump to cards?

Vaughn: Age 25, working as an assistant in Hollywood. Flew home to Philly for a one week vacation, had a changeover in Las Vegas.

JGT: An assistant what?

Vaughn: I was the assistant to the head writer/executive producer of an ill-fated CBS sitcom.

JGT: Called what?

Vaughn: Ladies Man. Helluva cast but the show never got off the ground. Alfred Molina, Betty White. But it was working 90hrs a week on the Titanic. Anyway, my flight was late out of LA and missed the Vegas to PHL flight. It was 11pm and next flight was 7am. Being a bit of a latent degenerate, I put my bag in a locker and took a cab to the Bellagio. I had 6 hours to kill and knew I couldn’t spend it playing blackjack.

Rounders had recently come out. I wandered over to the poker room, played $1-$5 spread limit stud all night. Finished up $12 and thought it was the coolest f***ing thing. On the way to my flight I went into the gift shop and bought the first book I saw on poker strategy. The book mentioned poker was legal at several card rooms in L.A., including the Hollywood Park Racetrack which was maybe 15 minutes from the Culver City lot where we shot the show. I didn’t go during weeks when we were shooting, but the non-shooting weeks I went a couple times a week and I was a better than breakeven player almost right away.

JGT: Had you found a passion or just a hobby?

Vaughn: Both. Clearly some part of me that been been long dormant just got engaged right away. I mean, is there any way of keeping score more authentic than stacking piles of money? At the time, however, I had pretty much slaved away 3 years of my life to get myself into the position where I might get  a job writing for a sitcom, and I was finally next in line.

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Power Rankings 1/21

1. Steak Em Up (Bards). Brought in Jam Master Phil to play with them on Tuesday. Apparently Garbo, Kenney and Nate didn’t have enough firepower. Spineless, yellow bellied cowards. Last week: #1

2. Duane’s World (Black Sheep). 4 straight wins at the Black Sheep. They’re on a roll. Last week: #2

3. The Jams (Locust Rendezvous). Fall at the Vous on Wednesday, but hold their #3 spot thanks to an OT loss by our #4 team. Last week: #3

4. Tempura House (North Star). An OT loss, but any team that finishes tied for first in a packed house like North Star deserves a nod. Last week: #5

5. Sidecardigans (Sidecar). A strangely quiet Sidecar this week, but the Sidecardigans make it two in a row with a two point win. Last week: #6

6. Clown Question Bro (Rendezvous). After seven 2nd place finishes in the past 3 months, they finally bring it home this past week. Congrats! Last week: #10

7. Mysterious Mr. Mapother (O’Neals). After a several week lull, they blow it up this past Tuesday at O’Neals. Huge win for the franchise, which needed to get its fan base reenergized after several tough defeats. Last week: #14

8. Savage Ear (Ugly American). Playing as “No Current Events”, they score a stunning win over a packed house at Ugly American on Thursday. Problem is, every time they crack the top 10, they take a month long sabbatical. Can they finally get their acts together? Last week: NR

9. Stillmaniacs (North Star). OT win at North Star launches them into the Top 10. This team may very well have a run to the top 5 in them. Last week: NR

10. Bears Are Scared of Jazz Hands (O’Neals). Took the week off. I think they were mad at me because I didn’t make their party. Totally my wife’s fault. She was tired at 8:30 and convinced me to stay in. Your party was too late for us old people. 5 p.m. parties if you want us to make it out. And plenty of Polident. Last week: #4

Rest of top 20.

11. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics

12. Why Can’t Us

13. Underground Bard

14. FFSF

15. Johnny Goodtimes

16. Volcanus

17. 5-Finger Assprint

18. Sex Toy Story 3

19. Sweatpant Boners

20. My Couch Pulls Out But Manti Te’o Has a Fake Girlfriend