You might imagine that Jessica Simpson’s father is a proud pappa, but did you expect him to go on raving about Jessica’s breasts? Well he did. "If you put [Jessica Simpson] in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s. You can’t cover those suckers up."

Hospitals Cover Up Lance Armstrong LiveStrong Bracelets

A hospital chain is taping over patients’ LiveStrong wristbands because they are yellow; the same color as the “do not resuscitate” bands it puts on patients who do not want to be saved if their heart stops.

You asked for more Hall and Oates, you get more Hall and Oates. Here’s a hilarious interview they did. They’re actually pretty funny.

A grain of cereal shaped like E.T. sold for big bucks on E-Bay.

A group of guys that play quizzo sometimes at Doc’s were able to turn Vladimir vodka into Ketel One vodka through a simple filtration system, and show you how you can do the same!!!

Ralph Nader is demanding a recount!!! Johnny briefly discusses last night’s party on the message board. (It’s the response to “Your 3 fans want to know.”)

Are you kidding me? A Howard Eskin bobblehead doll in a fur coat? I’ve never rooted for PETA before, but now I’m not so sure. If you want one, better head to (get it, head to? No, you get out!) kingbobblehead.com.

Former writer for a San Jose newspaper blasts Terrell Owens. To see what Johnny thinks of TO, go to the message board.

McDonalds only wants skinny people appearing in their commercials.

This one is hilarious! It might take a couple of seconds to load, but it’s well worth it. It Bush’s final attack ad versus Kerry. Thanks to Tracy for sending me this link. Also, things on the message board are getting pretty heated, if anyone cares to chime in.