This is one of the wackiest ever. It’s a news story about an inflatable sheep.

Jelly Belly is saddened by the death of Ronald Reagan.

This sad tale is of a boy who isn’t allowed to bring a porn star to his prom.

A man claims to have found Atlantis.

Hey guys, sorry the stories are up a day late, but the server went down yesterday, so there was nothing I could do. Anyway, here’s the recipe you’ve all been waiting for: Cicada chip cookies.

Ladies Night has been deemed illegal in New Jersey.

The last Civil War widow just died. Seriously!

A few last words from men about to be executed.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.~~ George Appel, d. 1928

You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother.
Executed in electric chair.~~ Francis “Two Gun” Crowley, d. 1931

How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.~~ James French, d. 1966

I’d rather be fishing.
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987

I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995

Here’s some great Nixon quotes that were recently released by Kissinger.

This one’s about a man who’s bringing his ex-wife along with him on his honeymoon.