finally a website gives us a list of the top ten My Little Ponies ever! This is pretty funny.

Thirsty Dad Allegedly Starts ‘Brew-Haha’

A man has been arrested on charges of beating his son when the boy refused to turn over his video game system so it could be pawned for beer money.

These are the kinds of things that happen when you’re stupid and can’t earn beer money through quizzo.

Nature Calls
Being 19 and criminally charged for taking a big dump and clogging a toilet- $500. Reading an article trying to explain it all? Priceless.

Bride, Once Boring, Now Known As Bland (AP)

If going from the sublime to the ridiculous is not your idea of a good time, how about the bride who made the switch from Boring to Bland? While it might not sound very exciting, she and the man she was marrying managed to catch the attention of television talk show host talk Jay Leno even before they tied the knot.

Talking Pizzas – The New Advertising Medium for Super Bowl?

Newly invented, unique, hand held food embossing (imprinting) tools are expected to create lasting gourmet impressions for consumers and new revenue streams for advertisers. Interactive Super Bowl advertising of embossed team logos and messages would be fun and quite effective. The cost would be a fraction of traditional advertising mediums (like TV commercials) and would be a mega hit, lasting indefinitely instead of minutes.

“Fun and effective”, that’s what the press release says, more likely a sign of the apocolypse. More fun at the company’s web site.

Looking for something to do this weekend? How about a road trip to Washington DC to check out the National Rock Paper Scissors Championship.

Looking for a deal on a casket? Look no further than your local Costco. Two Costco stores are now offering six models of caskets manufactured by Universal Casket. No truth to the rumor that you have to purchase the caskets in bulk.

Now you can booze it up without even drinking. Sure to be a favorite of the low-carb group, the catchily titled Alcohol without Liquid Machine gives users the opportunity to inhale an alcohol vapor that leads to “a sense of well-being” and doesn’t produce hangovers.

Black Bear shuns Busch, thinks global, drinks local. A black bear was found sleeping off a drinking binge in a state park in Washington state. The bear broke into a camper’s cooler and after trying out some Busch beer settled on local brewer Rainier, polishing off 36 cans before deciding to take a nap.

Oh Craps
Twin Trouble
The headlines could go on forever. The Modesto Bee reports two football playing brothers at the University of Nevada were arrested on unrelated charges last week. Rodney was arrested for bank robbery, and later confessed to three others. Good brother Randy, was only charged with burglary and forging checks. Rodney who had turned to bank robbery after racking up large debts gambling was philosophical about the arrest, “With craps, you have a 50-50 chance of coming away with money ? like robbing a bank.”