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Jason Sl.
Ignatio T.
Yasemin A.
Karen S.
John Y.
Mike
Heather
Darrin
Franklin
Johnny
Ignatio T.
Yasemin A.
Karen S.
John Y.
Mike
Heather
Darrin
Franklin
Johnny
Sarah
M. Hunsey
Darla
Carmen
Elena
jeremy
Alison Miller
Paige Coleman
Ann Price
Ignatio T.
Yasemin A.
Karen S.
John Y.
Mike
Heather
Darrin
Franklin
Johnny
Angie
Dave S.
Ksenia P
Chris F.
Brian G.
Meg F.
Ernie
Christian
Rita
Mary Lou
Heather
Stephen
Katy B.
Erin G.
Christina R.
Patrick W
Miranda G
Alberto G
Jay
Paris M.
Jackie M.
Shane T.
jason m.
alyssa
joe g.
jessie +1
adam
art E.
peggy n.
mark f.
george s.
kelly b
reid b.
karen l.
lisa p.
jessica c.
jennifer p.
derek c.
dan w.

Who is Robert Van Winkle better known as?

Yonah and the Small Balls were able to escape from Nick’s with a narrow victory after, holding true to form, the Nation of Quizlam choked in the final round. Needing only to name the seven dwarves to force an overtime, the Nation could not get Sneezy. And to make matters worse, the mistake left them out of the money, as Hinkley’s Cold Storage finished second.

You can see a tumor belonging to this president at the mutter museum.

In a scathing article three weeks ago, Johnny Goodtimes claimed that the City Paper was satisfied with being second best. He was eating those words on Wednesday, as staff members of the City Paper won at both Black Sheep and Nick’s. Johnny, who claims he was misquoted (which doesn’t make much sense, since he wrote the article), was humiliated after the events. To further discredit the Quiz Doctor, City Paper revealed it’s cover for next week’s paper (below).

After three rounds, Quizzo’s Harder than Michael Jackson at Disneyland and the Clinical Pearl Necklace were tied at 51 at Doc Watson’s on Monday. But any chance the Necklaces had to win were shot when the Quizzo’s scored forty in the final round to take the title. Michael Jackson, meanwhile, was furious at the team name, because “it implies something sexual. When I hide behind trees at Disneyland and stare at children, it isn’t sexual. It’s because I’m creepy.”

What was the only film to win the Oscar for best pic despite having an X-rating at the time?

The Wardrobe Malfunction was able to pull off a big 14 point win at Nick’s on Wednesday night. “It was a big win for us,” said former Brat-Packer James Spader (In photo, with Polo sweater and collar up.) As for Spader’s future plans? “My career kind of stalled after the eighties. I’m hoping hanging out with an international megastar like Johnny Goodtimes will get me some ‘ins’ in showbiz.”

The Wet Gremlin Fart carried themselves with the swagger of a champion Monday at Doc Watson’s, arriving 20 minutes late and then crushing the competition, becoming only the second team at Doc Watson’s to join the 100 point club. Then, in the team photo, they proved that they did all that with the handicap of being certifiably insane.

The keyboardist for what popular 70’s rock band had a sex change two weeks ago?