That’s right, folks, the worst director in the history of Hollywood recently had his final feature film uncovered, a spooky porn shot in 1971!!! Right before Halloween! How great is that!

Happy Birthday to Greg and Neil, who played last night at the Bards. If you have a b-day coming up, please let Johnny know, so we can get your pic on the website.

Here’s a history of halloween.

Here’s a “how to” on scoring with supermodels! Also, here’s the website of the Libertarian candidate for President, Michael Badnarik. Also, there is a fairly hearty debate over the electoral college going on on the message board. You might wanna check it out.

Here’s a fairly interesting article about the electoral college. Here’s a defense of the electoral college. For Johnny’s thoughts, check the message board.

On October 31, 1864, this became our 36th state.

Caleahla Wrap was able to hold off Vinnie Is Hung Like A Can of Tuna at Doc Watson’s on Monday night, 84-72. But the story that seemed to get the most media attention was the brand new record, set by Car and Kar (below) of only 18 points. The old record, 19, had been set by a team of Italians who barely spoke the English language. (In case you’re wondering, they never took Johnny up on his offer of free champagne, and Johnny never saw the hot Italian chick again. Damn!)

What was the name of the DJ for Public Enemy in the 1980s, the man who only “Speaks with his hands”?

Vinnie and the gang welcomed Johnny back to the place where it all began, as I’m Back blew out the competition to win at Nick’s, defeating the Quizlamic Jihad, 101-85. Sadly, Freddie “Boom Boom” Washington was unable to attend.

Dick Cheney’s Stockholders, a team of young right wingers, was able to win big at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. They also took advantage of their time in the media spotlight to talk about the good side of Halliburton. “Listen, when people say bad things about Halliburton, they’re talking about the old Halliburton,” said team member Thadley Nickerson III. “The old Halliburton sold Libya and Iraq oil drilling weapons which could be used to detonate nuclear devices and overcharged the army for food and fuel. The new Halliburton cuts people’s lawns, and brings you chicken noodle soup when you don’t feel well. At Halliburton, it’s out with the old and in with the new!”