Here’s the hot new music video that’s sweeping the nation: Cows With Guns!

This cutie, pictured above with Johnny, is the co-host of NBC’s morning show, 10! (The exclamation point is part of the show’s name, not Johnny preferred punctuation mark for the previous sentence.) Who is she? (The question mark is the preferred punctuation mark in this instance.)

The Blues Clues were able to pull off their second victory in four weeks, this time at Doc Watson’s. But the blue dog from Blues Clues refused to pose for the team photo without an appearance fee, and Johnny had to get Spongebob instead.

Take the Turkey Day Quiz! Oh, and here’s a recipe for turducken. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!

Hey, anybody going to Virginia for Thanksgiving who would like to give a ride to an international megastar? Please let me know. Don’t worry, I won’t have Turkey dinner with you and your family. I just need the ride. It would be preferable if you are a hot asian female, but at this point, I’ll take a ride from pretty much anyone.

This is hilarious. It’s the home page of some guy in Turkey, trying to convince women to come visit him.

Which President made Thanksgiving a regular national holiday? (Washington and some others celebrated it, but none made it official until this guy.)

Vanilla Ice has to pay fine after his wallaroo escapes. Seriously. (By the way, the above photo is of White Wilt and his manager, the Red Scare. He’s a lot like Vanilla Ice, only not as kool.)

The Rice Water Stools were able to hold on for a close victory at the Doc’s on Monday night. “We wanted to celebrate our victory by going to see a movie,” said team member Jeff Spartacus. “But there was nothing we really wanted to see, so we just took in Affleck’s new one, Surviving Christmas. It was awesome. I highly recommend it.”

Johnny wants to wish Mindi from Big Ass Pie a happy birthday! If anyone else has a birthday or a friends birthday coming up next week, please let Johnny know.