Here’s an article on the Fridge done on 1985 (and which includes the line, “In college one time after a game I drank 48 beers. Wasn’t nothin’. Just having a nice time.”) And here’s one done recently letting you know what he’s up too.

Fly Eagles Fly were able to soar past the competition at Doc Watson’s on Monday. Uh, ok, so it was last Monday, the 24th. (They totally choked last night. More on that later.) But the thrill of victory was short lived. Payday Brickowski (left), whose torrid affair with Eagle cheerleader Mikki has been well documented, was devastated soon after the contest when he found out that Mikki had been cheating on him-with Yanni!!!

Here’s a good Philadelphia joke I thought I would share with you guys, sent to me by Miranda from Team hater.

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Those of us dorks who enjoy really awful 80’s music (i.e. every person who’s ever played quizzo) were shocked and awed when we read this week’s Sports Illustrated:
But after dinner a buoyant (Freddie) Mitchell pointed his Mercedes toward his South Jersey home and cranked up the volume on one of his favorite anthems, singing every word of Don’t Stop Believin’, the moldy oldie by Journey.
Are you kidding me? FredEx is a Journey fan? The People’s Champ is…one of us?

Ask Men names the 99 most desirable women in the world. Do you know who is number one?

Who are the only three non-kickers to lead the NFL in scoring in the last fifteen years?

Full House Whites Over Asians were able to knock off the competition at Doc Watson’s on Monday, defeating I Hate Joe Hung, who was only able to record a pair of eights.

Oh, no! Paris Hilton is in trouble with the law! It seems you can’t steal movies from newstands, even if you are an internationally famous whore! The injustice!

Spiro Agnew Got A Raw Deal was finally able to get to the proverbial mountaintop at Doc’s on Monday night, even joining the 100 point club. The team, out and about town to promote the new movie “Spiro Agnew 3-D” on IMAX, says that this is a “must-see” for Nixon fans and tax evaders. The film, in which Henry Winkler will play Agnew, comes to the Franklin Center IMAX in February.

Mr. Blackwell released his worst female dressers from 2004. Paris Hilton, who finished in fifth place, was punished by having to pump sewage in New Jersey. Goobie probably thinks Paris is hot (see message board “most overrated hottie” for more details).