Yeah, so maybe this website debacle was sabotage by a rival quizmaster hoping to stop me from three-peating as Philly’s Best Quizmaster. I mean, hey, let’s face it, my quizzo is no Fado quizzo, but it ain’thalf bad. Oh and ladies, and when you’re voting for me, when it asks for your reason, just write, “Cause he is one fine lookin’ cat.” That would be great.
VOTE FOR JOHNNY!

So everything I’ve posted for the past week disappeared yesterday. Have I told you all lately how much fun I’m having with the group that hosts my website? Anyways, it’s a lot of fun. So let’s just pretend like last week never happened. Oh, and the RPS tourney was EPIC. I’ll have lots of photos and a write up soon. Then it will probably disappear magically.

The rest of October – Before the machines ate it

“It’s vile. It’s more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction.”
-about Bill Clinton in 1998.

Yep, we’re gonna be showing the Packers-Eagles game tonight on the large movie screen at the Trocado. Gonna be $2 PBRs, Dollar dogs, concert quality sound, and lots of stuff to give away. Also, I’m gonna be hosting some football quizzo beforehand, kicking off at 7:30 p.m. We’ll be filling out score squares (first come, first serve, with a chance to win kool stuff) and doing some Wheel of Terrific at halftime. Hope to see you there!

Monday night, the Eagles will be playing the team they defeated to win their last NFL title, the Green Bay Packers. And the Troc is gonna be showing it on their enormous movie screen. More importantly, you’ll get a chance to hang out and watch the game with yours truly, and get to see just how emotionally unhinged I become during sporting events. It’s going to be concert sound, on the big screen, and there will be $2 PBRs, dollar dogs, and $10 buckets of Corona ponies for you snobs who can’t be happy with PBR. There will be a hot dog eating contest at halftime, lots of football trivia, and yes, the most HATED game show in the tri-state area will be rearing its ugly head, as Chip and I will be hosting the Wheel of Terrific on the main stage. You have to see it if you haven’t seen it yet.

JGT will be at the Vous tonight, but he has a private gig and will thus miss quizzo at the Black Sheep. However, you will get a chance to hang with the second best Rock Paper Scissors player in Philadelphia, Jam Master Sean, who will be hosting tonight.

Yeah, so the Big Lebowski was packed last night. Maybe even too packed. The Wheel of Terrific was, well, I dunno. It seemed to me to be one of our funniest yet. There was a game called “This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!”*** in which the contestant beat the crap out of a toy car with a golf club. We also had three contestants in a row from New Jersey come to the stage, at which point I said, “What, is the Bleu Martini closed on Mondays?” But the crowd was only half into it, and at the end all I heard someone in the crowd utter was, “That was weird.” Come on, I need some of my quizzo peeps to come support the Wheel, because I do think it’s hilarious and I really think you will too. And the best part is, it’s even more hilarious when it fails, because then it’s just me and Chip up on stage acting like idiots. So it’s a win-win situation. Your next chance will be next Monday night for the Monday night football game. A’ight, I’ll be back to talk some Phils in the afternoon.

***Relax, mom, it’s just a line from the movie.

The Big Sleep.

Fun facts courtesy of imdb.com and wikipedia.

Yep, we’re back at the Troc tonight, with one of the top 10 bowling films of all time! Tonight is your chance to see the Big Lebowski on the big screen. It is also your chance to see the most insane game show ever, the Wheel of Terrific. The action begins at the Trocadero (1003 Arch Street) at 7:30 p.m. Hope to see you there!

Hey guys, this is gonna be awesome. On October 2nd, we’re gonna show the Eagles-Packers game on the enormous screen at the Trocadero, with stereo surround sound. This is gonna be unbelievable. Of course, we will also be engaging in the frivolity of Wheel of Terrific beforehand (on the big stage), and are trying to come up with ways to make this the greatest football promotion ever. What do you guys think? What ideas can you think of to help make this the best Monday night game ever? (Yes, I did use the word awesome twice.)