NORTH STAR

1. Sexxy Bacon 105
2. Hopservation Desk 104
3. 5th Estate 101

SIDECAR

1. Side Cartel 112
2. Dr Gary Lewis is Single 102
3. There’s No “I” in Quizzo 92

O’NEALS

1. Hooter and Chuff 112
2. Savage Ear 111
3. D-Street 60

CITY TAP

1. Jewz4Jesus 85
2. GC Biatches 78
3. Bruce Jenner’s Discarded Testes 74

THE VOUS

1. L. Ron Hubbard 119
2. Turd Birds 118
3. Hispanic at the Disco 112

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 115
2. Washed Up Wildcats 104
3. Weeniss 94

INDUSTRY

1. Vanilla Ice’s Rap Sheet 119
2. Popesack 112
3. Missing Heads 109

BARDS

1. Jesters of Tortuga 121
2. Lambda Lambda Lambda 112
3. Legends of the Hidden Salami 102

NORTH STAR

 

1. Stillmaniacs 93
2. We H8 Hipsters 84
3. Inkspot 81

SIDECAR

1. Jitney Spears 101
2. Spirit Fingers 93
3. There’s No I in Quizzo 79

COMCAST CENTER 

1. #1 Government Team Competitor 110
2. Ghost of Colleen Lynch 106
3. Hannah and Company 97

O’NEALS

1. Savage Ear 104
2. Dunkin Deez Nuts 96
3. Encyclopedophiles 93

CITY TAP HOUSE

1. Hoax and Friends 90
2. Nature’s Pocket 88
3. Matt Likes Pine Cones in His Butt 88

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 99
2. Hispanic at the Disco 92
3. Dominique Strauss Kahn is Greeced Lightning 87

BLACK SHEEP

1. Washed Up Wildcats 114
2. Must Love Pogs 110
3. Duane’s World 102

INDUSTRY

1. Popesack 123
2. Why Can’t Us 113
3. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 110

BARDS

1. Quiz on My Face, Not In My Hair 96
2. FDRs Legs 90
3. Kanye Was Right, Beyonce Shoulda Won 90
4. Don’t Hate La Playa, Hate the Game 90

NORTH STAR

1. Hopservation Desk

(Lost Monday’s scoresheets for exact scores)

SIDECAR

1. Jitney Spears

O’NEALS

1. Savage Ear 103
2. Hooter and Chuff 102
3. Lambda 101

CITY TAP HOUSE

1. Jesters of Tortuga  120
2. Underground Bard 111
3. Ukraine in the Membrane 107

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. #1 Government Team Competitor 105
2. Clarence Beeftank 104
3. Exhausted Nihilists 102

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 115
2. I Would’ve Come to Quizzo, But I Died 109
3. Jitney Spears 100

INDUSTRY

1. Imaginary Pablo 95
2. The Missing Heads 94
3. Why Can’t Us 83

BARDS

1. Jewish Guilt Mother 98
2. Brady Bunch 95
3. Shadynasty 91

NORTH STAR

1. Philliez Nuts 91
2. Inkspot 90
3. Avenue Hustlaz 73

SIDECAR

1. Stand Up STrumpets 82
2. Deflated Balls
3. In the Lead 70

O’NEALS

1. Savage Ear 86
2. Encyclopedophiles 85
3. My Couch Pulls Out…66

CITY TAP HOUSE

1. Ian’s Team 104
2. Ukraine in the Membrane 92
3. Snowpocalypse Now 87

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 108
2. Hispanic at the Disco 103
3. Denim Chicken 102

BLACK SHEEP

1. Must Love Pogs 112
2. Milk, Bread, Eggs, and Condoms 111
3. Duane’s World 105

INDUSTRY

1. Clarence Beeftank 108
2. Popesack 99
3. Self Contained 94

BARDS

1. Loitering Threat 124
2. Erin Go Bratwurst 108
3. Ramrod 98

 

NORTH STAR

1. Fifth Estate 122
2. Inkspot 114
3. Tom Brady Deflates My Balls 110

SIDECAR

1. Finnlandia 84
2. In the Lead 83
3. Top of Your Paper 82

O’NEALS

1. Savage Ear 93
2. Encyclopedophiles 93
3. Irish Wrist Watch 79

CITY TAP HOUSE

1. Jesters of Tortuga 120
2. Bill Cosby’s Bed and Breakfast 115
3. I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm 97

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. #1 Government Team Competitor 105
2. Denim Chicken 103
3. Synch Tramp 103

BLACK SHEEP

1. Must Love Pogs 120
2. Satan’s Minions 111
3. Duane’s World 100

INDUSTRY

1. Popesack 117
2. Eat Fish or Die 110
3. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 104

BARDS

1. Serbian Donkey Cheese 102
2. These Balls Aren’t Gonna Deflate Themselves 101
3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly 86

And a special shout-out to “I Wish This Mic Was a Giant Horsec*ck” (below), who considering their team name scored a rather remarkable 69 points at Bards.

NORTH STAR

1. Always Finish 4th 111
2. We’re Kind of a Mess 109
3. Inkspot 94

SIDECAR

1. No I in Quizzo 109
2. In the Lead 104
3. Fatty Calves 87

O’NEALS

1. House Lunch 124
2. Encyclopedophiles 109
3. Savage Ear 107

CITY TAP HOUSE

1. Jesters of Tortuga 116
2. Underground Bard 109
3. 2nd Place Rob Lowe 92

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. #1 Government Competitor 120
2. We Prefer to Stand 116
3. Dr. Julius Strangepork 113
4. Synchonized Trampoline 113

BLACK SHEEP

1. Must Love Pogs 115
2. Juanny Bad Times 108
3. Duane’s World 105

INDUSTRY

1. Self Contained Hootenanny 115
2. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 112
3. Dynamic Duo 111

BARDS

1. Serbian Donkey Cheese 107
2. Legends of the Hidden Salami 101 
3. Seal Team 69 100

NORTH STAR

1. Popesack 105
2. Stillmaniacs 102
3. Inkspot 94

SIDECAR

 

1. Jitney Spears 101
2. In the Lead 95
3. There’s No “I” in Quizzo 93

O’NEALS 

1. Augustus James is Better Than Lebron 112
2. Savage Ear 111
3. Encyclopedophiles 93

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS 

1. Denim Chicken 110
2. Hispanic at the Disco 107
3. For Fox Sake 94

BLACK SHEEP 

1. Duane’s WOrld 115
2. Must Love Pogs 112
3. Tequila Mockingbird 106

INDUSTRY

1. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 119
2. Sundevils 113
3. Why Can’t Us 86

BARDS

1. Still Not Cold Enough for a Hipster Beard 119
2. Serbian Donkey Cheese 104
3. I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Donkey Dong 103