O’NEALS

1. But Where’s the Rum 92
2. The Daunting Prospects 89
3. Scrotto Saggins 85
4. We Got Nothin’ 71
5. Altar Servers 61

BARDS

1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
2. Sofa Kingdom 93
3. Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy 88
4. VP Moose Knuckle 84
5. Ermine Muff 80

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Susan’s Peters 100
2. Trust Us We Know 84
3. Always There 82
4. File Clerks 79
5. Joe Lieberman is in Witness Protection 77

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 93
2. Learned Handjob 92
3. Mr. Plow 90
4. MIke Dimarco 90
5. Pot Bellied Pigs 84

GOOD DOG

1. Palin Comparison 91
2. Palin Hates Polar Bears 85
3. Steve O 79
4. Underachievers 70
5. Shomer Shabbas 60

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 102
2. Pitbulls and Hockey Moms 96
3. Bristol and Levi 4-Eva 93
4. We Know WHo Took Your Chair 93
5. Alex Trebeck Runs Full Speed…92

O’NEALS

1. Young, Old, and Restless 99
2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 95
3. Where’s the Rum Gone 94
4. Scrotto Saggins 86
5. Monstrous Magician 83
6. Dork Sided 83

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 103
3. Touch Dicks 91
4. David Wright is a Catcher 85
5. Worried About Coop 68

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Party Unity My Ass 98
3. Rural Jurors 95
4. Susan’s Peters 93
5. My Mom Says I’m Cool 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. That’s a Big Twinkie 99
2. Duane’s World 89
3. CatDog 77
4. Sexual Nintendo 77
5. Joe Biden Copied Off My Paper 73

GOOD DOG

1. Bad Parenting 59
2. Mr. & Mrs. Schlossenbergenstein 57
3. Library Slaves 55
4. JohnnyBettertimes 50
5. Red Rockets 33

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 91
2. Fove Fried Chickens 84
3. Diego’s Giant Dancing Ass 82
4. I’m Worried About Coop 79

O’NEALS

1. Young Old and Restless 114*
2. Why’s the Rum Gone? 114
3. Dorksided Fingers 110
4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 109
5. Altar Boys 100

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 113
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 109
3. Hurtin Bombs 98
4. Touch Dicks 90
5. Yu Wa Chinese Foo? 82

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Susan’s Peters 93
3. 1022 89
4. Transexual Taser Fight 77
5. Budweiser over me! 52

BLACK SHEEP

1. CatDog 99
2. Duane’s World 95
3. Mark Spitz Phelps Swallows 91
4. Doc Eison’s Leisure Time Products 89
5. Buffer Zone 82

GOOD DOG

1. Lamda 77
2. Karaoke Afterwards Everyone? 72
3. Zimas 4 Everyone 70
4. Cornbread Mafia 66
5. The Right Stuff 65

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 93
2. Diego’s Panties 88
3. Spanish Pantalonies 83
4. Everybody Gets One Dead Hooker 78
5. Western Omelette 74

*WON IN OVERTIME

O’NEALS

1. Young, Old and Restless 103
2. This is Not a Bus 96
3. Friends in Law 83
4. We Got Nothin’ 82
5. Why is the Rum Gone 80

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 113
2. Lamda 96
3. Two Fish Riding a Bicycle 93
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 90
5. Sofa Kingdom 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 112
2. Susan’s Peters 88
3. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 82
4. McCain is Not Abel 74
5. Michael Phelps Can Stroke My Breast 72

BLACK SHEEP

1. Satan’s Minions 111
2. Duane’s World 98
3. CatDog 94
4. The Michael Phlps of Quizzo 80
5. John Edwards Love Child 77

GOOD DOG

1. Furry Meatloaf 88
2. I Love Funnel Cake 72
3. Another Drink Please 66
4. Broseph 53
5. Team X-treme 52

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 106
2. Western Omelette 96
3. Hurtin Bombs 93
4. Mrs. Goodtimes 92
5. The Coy Tools 85

O’NEALS

1. Young, Old and Restless 108
2. Team #7 106
3. Scrotto Saggins 106
4. Frackin Toasters 101
5. She Works Here 87

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 104
2. Hurtin’ Bombs 100
3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 87
4. Bulgaria is For Lovers 83
5. Touch Dicks 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 111
2. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 107
3. Barry’s Energy Policy 97
4. Susan’s Peters 94
5. 1022 93

BLACK SHEEP

1. The Michael Phelps of Quizzo 88
2. Duane’s World 85
3. Catdog 85
4. Pressed Ham 78
5. East German Olympic Team 77

GOOD DOG

1. Straightjacket and Tights 93
2. Diego’s Panties 90
3. Shomer Shabbas 77
4. Ezekiel 25:17 75
5. Cornbread Mafia 72

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. Touch Dicks 103
3. Eschaton 102
4. Wait…Freddie Mercury was Gay? 76
5. Jessie Spano’s Caffeine Pills 69

O’NEALS

1. Live Every Week Like It’s Shark Week 101
2. Jeremy’s Fingers 100
3. We Got Nothin’ 100
4. But Why’s the Rum Gone 93
5. Dave’s Panty Droppers 76

BARDS

1. The Buffaloes 107
2. Sofa Kingdom 101
3. 20th Street 95
4. HUrtin Bombs 87
5. Narco Dysfunktion 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Phil’s Not Here, Man 102
2. Trust Us We Know 93
3. 1022 92
4. My Mom Says I’m Cool 86
5. Dick Storm 59

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 100
2. John Brown’s Booty 89
3. The Axis of Evil Knieval 79
4. Brainship 74
5. Tommy John Wayne Arnold Jackson 74

GOOD DOG

1. Oakwood Reformed 89
2. Cornbread Mafia 86
3. Fort Awesome 85
4. Coitus? 79
5. My Cat Weighs 45 Pounds 74

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 111
2. Preteen Pregnancy Pact 110
3. Team Weiss 102
4. Jessie Spano’s Caffeine Pills 88
5. Just the Tip 80

O’NEALS

1. Jeremy’s Fingers 101
2. Young Old and Restless 100
3. Dorksided 99
4. We Got Nothin 94
5. I Had Your Moms Cell # 88

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 108**
2. Sofa Kingdom 108
3. Puerto Rico Bound 101
4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 100
5. Tuesday Night Brights 92

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. Trust Us We Know 93
3. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 90
4. Mendte’s Email Maniacs 89
5. Susan’s Peters 81

BLACK SHEEP

1. John Brown’s Booty 101
2. Duane’s World 94
3. 5th Placers 92
4. Stop, Or My Mom Will Die 86
5. Sparkling Celebration Drinkers 83

GOOD DOG

1. Pseudoscientologists 81
2. Home Despot 67
3. The Master Batters 59
4. Underachievers 54
5. Awesome Blossom 52

BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 100
2. Hurtin Bombs 95
3. Quackenbush 90
4. We Buy S*** in Bulk 70
5. Beauty & the Beasts 65

**won in overtime

O’NEALS

1. We Got Nothin’ 100
2. Boo? FU 96
3. Dork Sided 93
4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
5. No Names 70

BARDS

1. Hurtin’ Bombs 103
2. Sofa Kingdom 98
3. Western Omelette 89
4. Mike Serazio: Great Life Partner 86
5. She’s Only 3 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 109
2. My Mom Says I’m Cool 90
3. Susan’s Peters 90
4. Trust Us We Know 88
5. 1022 80

BLACK SHEEP

1. John Brown’s Booty 108
2. Chandra Levy’s Jogging Buddy 84
3. Duane’s World 77
4. Better Than You 74
5. Expatriots 69

GOOD DOG

1. Sofa Kingdom 109
2. The Juice Is Running 84
3. Shomer Shabbas 78
4. Boo? FU! 64
5. Missing Phalanges 57

BARDS

1. Diego’s Moist Panties 115
2. Western Omelette 105
3. Yes You Can’t 98
4. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 96
5. Hurtin Bombs 89

O’NEALS

1. Mochachino Boy Sluts 112
2. Young, Old, Restless 91
3. Life’s a Lemon 89
4. Dorksided 87
5. Ham Dog Pilgrims 83

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 108
2. Sofa Kingdom 102
3. Zip! Bam! Pow! 84
4. Bonhammer 83
5. Western Omelette 81
6. Narco Dysfunktion 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Jams 100
2. This is Not a Bus 98
3. Lost W/O Maureen 84
4. Fighting Mongooses 60
5. File Clerks 56

BLACK SHEEP

1. John Brown’s Booty 109
2. Duane’s World 96
3. Matthew McConaghy’s Nephew 95
4. Axis of Evil Knieval 91
5. Penn Fifteen Club 86

BARDS

1. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me…107
2. Diego’s Moist Panties 97
3. Sofa Kingdom 92
4. Drive Shaft 85
5. Show Minus One 84

ONEALS

1. Life’s a Lemon 112
2. Tony’s Home 101
3. Boo Cubs Wait for No One 97
4. Young, Old, and Restless 91
5. The Embarrassments 88

BARDS

1. Hurtin Bombs 107
2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
3. Sofa Kingdom 93
4. Nobama, No Way 83
5. Western Omelette 77

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. 1022 102
2. The Jams 101
3. Trust Us We Know 98
4. My Mom Says I’m Cool 96
5. Gogurt Oh Face 92

BLACK SHEEP

1. Brain Puddin’ 101
2. Catdog 98
3. Duane’s World 97
4. Penn Fifteen Club 94
5. Team Chiavettas 93

GOOD DOG

1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 93
2. No More June Swoon 85
3. Janene Showers Naked 76
4. Flugger Farver 67
5. Ballbusters 6

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BARDS

1. Sofa Kingdom 108
2. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me 107
3. Jem and the Holograms 101
4. Jimmy’s Angels 92
5. I Call the Big One Bitey 91