Category: Scoreboard

Scoreboard, Presented by an Oldie But Goodie

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Some of you might remember this from a few years ago. I actually had numerous people ask me about my “fiancee” because they thought this was real. Good times. Good times.
O’NEALS

  1. Why’s the Rum Gone 88
  2. Young Old and Restless 84
  3. Los Federalis 80
  4. Daniel’s Jazz Combo 79
  5. Flagged 59

BARDS

  1. Pullout Sofa 103
  2. Two Step Hustle and Flow 98
  3. Bernard Kosar, MD 93
  4. Old Skool 85
  5. Just the Tip 82

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 99
  2. Obama-Palin 2012 97
  3. Trust Us We Know 86
  4. Leprechauns Tell Me to Burn Things 76
  5. Sue Pete 65

BLACK SHEEP

  1. CatDog 109
  2. Duane’s World 96
  3. Beers on JGT 96
  4. The Robert Moses 87
  5. Trashtastic 79

GOOD DOG

  1. Invincible Ignorance 102
  2. Martha and the Vanilla Beans 90
  3. Where the Hell are My Friends 82
  4. Anal Bum Covers 77
  5. The Underachievers 70

BARDS

  1. Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 104
  3. Men of Valour 85
  4. Hurtin Bombs 84
  5. Healthy Hairy and Half My Age 84

Scoreboard, Brought to you By the President Elect

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O’NEALS

  1. Whimsey McCloud 105
  2. Perfidious Knaves 91
  3. Old Rum 81
  4. Joshi 64

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 104
  2. Partisan Hacks 81
  3. I Want Johnny Goodtimes to Nail Me 74
  4. Functioning Alcoholics 52
  5. War on String Unwinnable, Says Cat General 51

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Theo Huxtable 113
  2. Grover Cleveland 108
  3. The Jams 106
  4. Trust Us We Know 92
  5. 1022 82

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Sarah B’s Wasilla Warriors 113
  2. Duane’s World 110
  3. World Ph***ing Quizzo Champions 99
  4. Electoral Knowledge 85
  5. I Can See Russia From My House 84

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 94
  2. Forgetting Sarah Palin 91
  3. Zorro Ps in Zs 90
  4. Touched by Wong 89
  5. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Wong 87

BARDS

  1. Single People Eat Crackers 104
  2. Sofa Kingdom 100
  3. Happy Wrong Number By the Sea 97
  4. Aruba Kitty 97
  5. Hurtin Bombs 96

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Home Field Advantage

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O’NEALS

  1. No Regular Numb 96
  2. Why’s The Rum Gone? 86
  3. Young Old and Restless 85
  4. Tampa is the Insightly Growth on America’s Junk 66
  5. I Dig Pigs 57

BARDS

  1. Sexually Attracted to Fire 111
  2. Sofa Kingdom 109
  3. Hurtin Bombs 96
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 91
  5. Nick is Mad Old 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Duane’s World 101
  2. Western Omelette 97
  3. JGTF 93
  4. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 92
  5. Mean Green Mother From Outer Space 88

GOOD DOG

  1. Steve’s Anticipatory Gash 112
  2. Outpost Awesome 81
  3. Underachievers 66
  4. Our Score is Based on the Gold Standard 42

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Broad Street Wednesday Night

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O’NEALS

  1. Douche Baggage 104
  2. Why’s the Rum Gone 80
  3. Altar Boys 75
  4. Three Men and a Little Lady 72
  5. Simon Le Boner 63

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 102
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
  3. Cornbread Mafia 70
  4. Alabama Hot Pocket 62
  5. Drunken Starfish 58

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Dodger Killers 97
  2. The Jams 91
  3. Phils Are 5-0 When We’re Here 72
  4. 1022 60
  5. JT 52

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 83
  2. So’s Your Face 73
  3. My Other Team’s Your Mom 64
  4. X 56
  5. Buy Us Another Round 50

GOOD DOG

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 115
  2. Phulphil the Phantasy 63
  3. Shomer Shabbas 62
  4. If Victorino Were a Beer…59
  5. John Bender’s Mobile Infantry 55

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 117
  2. Hurtin Bombs 102
  3. Western Omelette 94
  4. We Heart Aidan 83
  5. Is It Over yet? 83

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Breadlines

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O’NEALS

  1. Why’s the Rum Gone 96
  2. Nomads 95
  3. Whimsey McCloud 94
  4. The Upshot 84
  5. The Keating Three 77

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
  2. Sofa Kingdom 91
  3. Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo 77
  4. These Flies Have West Nile 66
  5. Nudist Balloonists 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 97
  2. Lawrence’s Last Stand 94
  3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly 87
  4. OJ Stands for Offtoda Joint 85
  5. 400 Hours of Graphics 84

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 93
  2. Broad Street Bellies 87
  3. The Muttonchops 80
  4. Team Big Little 67
  5. Wildcard Bitches 66

GOOD DOG

  1. Invincible Ignorance 103
  2. Axis of Evil Knieval 92
  3. Lambda 82
  4. Doggoneyoubetchawink 77
  5. Where are my friends? 67

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 92
  2. Thrilla From Wasilla 75
  3. HBK 69
  4. I Put My 401 k on the Phillies 67
  5. Go Big or Go Home 59

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Sugar Shane

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O’NEALS

  1. Why is the Rum Gone? 104
  2. Whimsey McCloud 96
  3. Rittenhouse Squares 92
  4. Nomads 88
  5. Mazel Tov 87

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 119
  2. Sofa Kingdom 107
  3. Hurtin Bombs 98
  4. Just the Tip 82
  5. The Douches 79

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 113
  2. Superfriends 97
  3. Cold Hand Luke 91
  4. 1022 70
  5. Den’s Glends 61

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Axis of Evil Knieval 105
  2. Duane’s World 100
  3. Wax That Bush Doctrine 92
  4. Joe Buck Hates America 88
  5. Is this Team Name Clever 70

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 89
  2. Scweissefusse 81
  3. Underachievers 55

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 99
  2. Lee Trevino’s Putting Challenge 89
  3. Western Omelette 87
  4. Alaskan Queen Clam 71
  5. I Can See Russian From My House 69

Scoreboard

O’NEALS

  1. Young Old and Restless 103
  2. Where’s the Rum? 78
  3. Bad Finger 76
  4. Scroto Saggins 71
  5. We Got Nothin’ 69

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 90
  2. Western Omelette 72
  3. Because She was a Hoo-Wah 68
  4. Neither Seen Nor Heard 60
  5. Nudist Balloonists 54

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 87
  2. Lead Paint 85
  3. Jessie’s Birthday 84
  4. Trust Us We Know 76
  5. 1022 75

BLACK SHEEP

  1. There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand 107
  2. Axis of Evil Knieval 105
  3. Duane’s World 100
  4. Penn 15 Club 92
  5. Colonel Kurtz 81

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 104
  2. Bob Lablaw’s Law Blog 92
  3. I’ve Got a Good Member 86
  4. Diamond as Big As the Ritz 66

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 114
  2. Kind of Gay 99
  3. Sissy Marionettes 97
  4. Hair 3.14 97
  5. Just the Tip 93
  6. Phuck the Mets 88

Scoreboard, brought to you by Centipede

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O’NEALS

  1. Hand Over the Rum 100
  2. Hot Bar 99
  3. Dorksided 96
  4. We Got Nothin’ 96
  5. Young Old & Restless 88

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 109*
  2. Western Omelette 109
  3. Ryan Howard for Emperor 103
  4. Worried About Coop 91
  5. Ermine Muff 86

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams (aka Broad Street Bullies) 113
  2. TFJM 85
  3. Trust Us We Know 80
  4. 1022 71
  5. Pal-O-Mine 37

BLACK SHEEP

  1. So’s Your Face 104**
  2. Axis of Evil Knieval 99
  3. Catdog 93
  4. Hurtin Bombs 93
  5. Beards and the Broads 92

GOOD DOG

  1. Moist Makers 75
  2. Underachievers 59
  3. Comma Chameleon 57
  4. C+ Average 48
  5. Vagina Dentata 43

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 109
  2. Sofa Kingdom 101
  3. Western Omelette 99
  4. Mother Chucker 91
  5. Satan’s MInions 90

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Milton Berle and Statler and Waldorf

O’NEALS

  1. We Got Nothin’ 91
  2. Young Old Restless 90
  3. EPM 78
  4. Mike Hunt’s Clam Juice 74
  5. My Dacky Wears Adidas 58

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 105
  3. Bring Back RJ Swindle 97
  4. This is my first time…Be Gentle 95
  5. The Homosexual Agenda 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Trust Us We Know 105
  2. Spongebob 89
  3. 1022 85
  4. The jams 83
  5. You Can Put Lipstick on Barack… 70

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 108
  2. TO Has BO 106
  3. Axis of Evil Knieval 104
  4. CatDog 99
  5. Doc Eison’s Leisure Time Products 98

GOOD DOG

  1. Double D List Celebrities 93
  2. Oakwood Rectal Exam 91
  3. C+ Average 74
  4. Team Ketchup 73
  5. Balls in an Urn 54

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 109
  2. The Lord Cometh…Twice 91
  3. Stop Being a B***** 83
  4. Almost as Good As Bad Sex 82
  5. 3’s Company, 4’s a Crowd 78