First Place: Steak Em Up 115

2nd Place: Philliez Nutz 98

3rd Place: The Betty White Supremists 88

First Place: Sal’s Back 114

2nd Place: Quattro Bar and Grill 90

3rd Place: Hot Chicago’s 79

Bards, Thursday: George Bush Doesn’t Care About Taylor Swift

1st Place: Quattro Bar and Grill 94 (won tiebreaker)

2nd Place: Sal’s Back 94

3rd Place: LAX-PHL 66

First Place: Steak ‘Em Up 110

2nd Place: L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 100

3rd Place: El Narcotyzo 97

Hey kids, just a reminder that in addition to the $40 gift certificate at the Bards tonight, there will be a bonus of $20 cash for you if you can knock off Steak Em Up, who have won 5 straight contests there.

1st Place: Steak ‘Em Up 99

2nd Place: Death Panel II 85

3rd Place: Marty Doesn’t Foul 79

1st Place: Steak Em Up 116

2nd Place: Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 87

3rd Place: Kibbles and Vick 83

1st Place-Steak ‘Em Up 113

2nd Place-Mushmouth All-Stars 99

3rd Place-Lotioning and Oiling, Oiling and Lotioning 94

First Place-Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 105

2nd Place-Probably Can’t Stay Cause We’re Going to Boston 83

3rd Place-Kibbles and Vick 80