Last week’s question of the week was, “What is now the largest building in the world?” The answer was the Khalifa Tower. Two guys recently went basejumping off the top of it. And while we find the Burj Khalifa impressive, it’s still not our favorite skyscraper. That honor belongs, of course, to the Ryogyong Hotel.When I wrote about it a few years ago, it looked like it would never be completed and instead an empty building would dominate the skyline of Pyongyang. But an Egyptian firm started working on it last year, and have actually installed windows, and it is slated to open in 2012. Here is the hotel website. Americans will not be welcome.

 
To celebrate, Here’s a clip of Elvis in 1996-Black Elvis that is, hero of Quizzo Bowl IV.

The Village Idiot never ceases to amaze. Nice apostrophe. And love the misplaced quotation marks. (Courtesy of Michael Klein.)

• Two upsets at quizzo last night. An overtime thriller at the Vous resulted in a win for 1022 over the Jams, and Showing Our Youth came out of nowhere to knock off the Dalembert Report at a packed Black Sheep.
• Not that you asked, but my take on the Gilbert Arenas situation: I think he should be banned for life. What do you think?
• The Khyber is for sale. Or perhaps it isn’t. Even more interesting: it’s bar is from the 1876 Centennial Convention.
• Finally, is Donovan McNabb still ruining everything? Of course he is.

You damn right.

Alright gang, you know the deal. It’s time for the annual Holiday Spectacular. I will be hosting tonight at O’Neals, where Ivan the Trivial aims for 7 straight. We then move on to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. I’m heading to sunny New Hampshire tomorrow morning, so Mike Minion will be hosting tomorrow night at the Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. and Black Sheep at 8 p.m. There will not be a quiz on Thursday night at either location. All questions tonight and tomorrow will be holiday themed. Gonna be a lot of fun. Hope to see ya tonight!

My parents are coming into town tomorrow to get the “Christmas in the Big City Experience”. They live at the end of a long dirt lane on a farm, so pretty much just being in the city at Christmastime will be plenty cool. But in true Griswold fashion, I am working on my itinerary. Here’s what I have so far:

Light show and Dickens Village at Macy’s.

Reading Terminal Market.

Comcast Christmas Show in 3-D.

Christmas Village at City Hall.

Any other suggestions? Anyone know of any good Christmas shows or anything going on? Please let me know in the comments.

Some of you may remember an article I wrote a few months ago for the Metro about the strippers at the Clermont Lounge. (It was, incidentally, the last article I ever wrote for the Metro due to “creative differences” though those had more to do with grammar than content). Anyways, if I want to go to the Clermont Lounge again, I won’t be staying at the Clermont Hotel. You’re going to find this hard to believe, but it just got shut down by health inspectors. The good news is, the Lounge next door with its homely strippers will stay in business, at least for the time being. Of course, none of this will affect my plans to NEVER GO THERE AGAIN.

It’s not often that I offer advice, because, quite frankly, if you find yourself taking advice from a 34 year old quizmaster, you probably have some major issues. But I’m going to offer you advice this holiday season, and you’ll thank me for it later. Last Christmas, my family decided that we were tired of trying to find the “perfect gift” for everyone, fighting through huge crowds, dealing with the stress of making sure that the gift you gave was same price bracket as what they got you, etc. So instead we decided to make it a thrift store Christmas. It was so unbelievably awesome that I doubt we ever go back. The deal was this: You could either purchase your gifts at a thrift store or make a gift. Here is why is makes Christmas so much better:

There are no crowds. You want to do some relaxing shopping during the holiday season? Visit a thrift store. Everybody is so convinced that they need to get everyone something still in the plastic that nobody shops at thrift stores the week before Christmas. Instead of long lines and cranky cashiers who have been dealing with thousands of people all day, you have a bunch of people who are more than happy to help the few people in the store.

Good for the environment. You know the old motto, Reduce-Reuse-Recycle. When you shop at a thrift store, you’re doing all three. When you buy new gifts, you’re doing none. 

Usually spending money for a good cause. Most thrift stores donate a large portion of their proceeds toward charity. Wal-Mart donates their proceeds toward crushing the opposition. 

Save money. This one is a no-brainer. Second half stuff obviously costs a lot less. Oftentimes the gifts are still in the original package but was never used. That’s how I scored a brand new juicer for $8 last year. 

Better gifts. I’ll be honest, the gifts I got last year were the coolest and most fun gifts I’ve gotten since I was a kid. Books, board games, clothes, a juicer, and plenty of gag gifts. Much cooler than a gift card from Barnes and Noble. 

Less stress. You spent $30 on gifts and your sister-in-law spent $20. Who cares? And really, who knows? The price on things costs different things at different thrift stores, so it’s impossible to tell who spent more on who, leading to no embarrassment when you buy your sister in law a $400 LCD TV and she buys you a new tie. 

Since we were also allowed to make something, I made a few family videos out of old family photos. And don’t worry, my little niece still got plenty of new toys. It was just the big kids who exchanged slightly used merchandise. And had the best Christmas we’ve had in probably 20 years.

Not only a day of infamy, but a day of supreme failure by the US, as the American military was caught completely flat footed, thinking that if the Japanese attacked, it would be on the Phillipines, not on Pearl Harbor. As with most major events in US history, there are plenty of conspiracy theorists. In this case, the conspiracists think that FDR was well aware of the impending attack, but did nothing about it. But there is another Roosevelt family connection to the attack. There was a very interesting piece in yesterday’s NY Times about how Teddy Roosevelt’s dealings with the Japanese in 1905 played a part in why we were attacked 36 years later.
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