In honor of this glorious holiday, Johnny has decided to play the worst love songs of all time all week long. He needs your help! Please request the worst love song you’ve ever heard in the request a song category. Or post on the message board what you think the worst love song ever is.

Hindu hardliners in India are burning valentine cards because they feel like Western Culture is trying to force the world’s lamest holiday on them. In other news, we love Hindu hardliners. Also, here’s a pretty hilarious article in Slate about V.D. (valentines’ day). By the way, tonights Valentine’s Spectacular at Doc Watson’s will include numerous questions about spurned lovers and monstrous crimes.

What did Elisha Gray file a patent for on February 14, 1876?

Here’s a pretty good “Only in Philly” photo on a local blog.

Quote of the week: “All he does is talk. He’s terrible, and you can print that. I was happy when he was in the game.” -Bill Belichick, talking in Sports Illustrated about Fred Ex. Then, Freddie went on record as saying the Patriots were “like little girls“. Uh, Fred, little girls don’t win three Super Bowls in four years. Little girls catch one pass for 11 yards. Then, to prove that he’s completely delusional, he complained about TO taking away from his playing time. Yeah, kind of like Michel Jordan took away from Jim Paxon’s playing time.

“If Wales wins, I’ll cut my balls off.” Wales won. Thanks to Brian for sending me this link. If you come across any good stuff for the website, feel free to send me a link. Sorry about the video link. It worked yesterday. I don’t know what happened.

Here’s an opportunity to learn your sign in the Chinese zodiac and find out what it means about you!

Well gang, it’s been one hell of a 4702, but all good things must come to an end. So tomorrow we welcome in 4703, the Year of the Rooster. Here’s a few superstitions to follow to make sure your new year is a wonderful one.

Pompeiian porn just won’t go away! A few weeks after we told you about a controversial ad created by the Brownstein group involving Pompeiian porn, the naughty side of our favorite little apocalyptic island reared it’s sassy head again! Apparently never seen before frescoes will be put on display later this year. The FCC will then make going to Italy illegal, in an effort to save the children. Favorite sentence in the article: “The highlight of the exhibition was a marble statue of the mythological figure of Pan-the god of shepherds and nature-cavorting sexually with a goat.” I’m guessing that WWPD bracelets weren’t all that popular.

What # was secret agent Maxwell Smart? (Last week’s stories are below)