Hey, once a month, there will be kinky quizzo at the Dive. That includes tonight. In case you are wondering, the first two weeks with Pedro went very well, and I think it’s gonna be a really great quizzo. Pedro returns next week.

Today is H. Ross Perot’s 75th birthday! Let’s celebrate with a few of his greatest quotes!

“If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.”

“Failures are like skinned knees — painful, but superficial.”

?Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry??

“It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.”

“If you see a snake, just kill it – don’t appoint a committee on snakes.”

“The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.”

Continue reading “Happy Birthday H. Ross!” →

Have you guys seen tom cruise kill oprah? It’s only like 10 seconds long, but it is mildly amusing.

On June 29th, 1905, this major league ballplayer made his only appearance in a major league game.

This story was written not by Johnny Goodtimes, but by a contestant in the Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest, Jam Master Sean (aka Urbanus). He is one of RPS’s most famous players.
Some people are into quizzo. Some people are into computers. Rock Paper Scissors. The dance of hands. That?s my thing. It?s a thinking person?s game, much like chess. I enjoy the mental aspects of it. Preparing elaborate scripts to use against opponents. Profiling opponents to determine which script would be effective in tournament play. Sometimes just winging it and using a reactive technique. It?s all about being able to read your competition.

Continue reading “Jam Master Sean Rocks! (Papers, Scissors, also)” →

The government is planning on slashing the budgets of NPR and PBS. Sign this petition to encourage them not to!

Happy Birthday to the controversial Dr. Alfred Kinsey, who would turn 111 today.

Finally, a website which proves whether or not the line “We don’t need no stinking badges” is used in a variety of different films. Btw, a few people asked me yesterday where to go to vote for the JGT motto. Just scroll down. It’s on the right side of the page under “poll.”

Johnny Goodtimes would like to extend a happy 30th birthday to Western Omelette star Brett “the Barber” Beefcake (pink hat)! If you or anyone you know has an upcoming b-day, please let Johnny know.

I’ve selected my ten favorite motto ideas. Now it’s time for you to vote for the best one. Your vote will decide what the official Johnny Goodtimes motto will be. Wanna thank everybody who participated. There were a lot of really good ones. Oh, and I got a couple of funny photos when I went home for the weekend. I’ll post them later.