This one is hilarious! It might take a couple of seconds to load, but it’s well worth it. It Bush’s final attack ad versus Kerry. Thanks to Tracy for sending me this link. Also, things on the message board are getting pretty heated, if anyone cares to chime in.
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Site of the Day
Here’s a breakdown of how people voted by race, age, gender, income, etc. Pretty interesting. Also, I hear Toronto isn’t such a bad city to move to. If you’re interested in leaving the country for four years and moving north, here’s what you can expect. If you’re wondering about how Award Winner Johnny Goodtimes feels about the whole election, check out “What went Wrong” on the message board.
Post Election Blues? Come to JGT Comedy Spectacular
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Johnny Goodtimes will be hosting the Johnny Goodtimes Comedy Spectacular on Sunday, November 7th at Doc Watson’s (11th and Locust) at 8:30 p.m. Comedians on the bill include Dan Goodman, Chip Chantry, Tim Grill, and Steve Zorbalas. There will be $2 domestics and $3 imports. The show will take place on the third floor of Watson’s which is an absolutely great place to see comedy. Tickets are only $7. For more info, shoot Johnny an email.
happy Birthday Jason!
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Happy Birthday to Doc Watson bartender Jason, who turned 22 (roughly) recently!
Story of the Day
Why the electoral college blows. The writer of this article disagrees, but he’s a moron. Does he really think that Americans would vote for Lyndon LaRouche if their was no electoral college? What a toolbox.
Election Spectacular Tonight
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Answer questions about the Presidents as you watch the results unfold on television, as Johnny hosts his 28th annual Election Spectacular tonight!
Send Me Your Halloween Photos!
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Send me your Halloween photos so I can put them on the site! Just click on “Contact Johnny” on the right and send me an email. Also, let me know which prez you would most like to have a beer with by posting your answer on the message board. Stories about last week’s winners are below.
Story of the Day
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This year’s election could come down to…dead people!
Question of the Week
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Who took over as President upon Garfield’s assassination?
Dwayne “The Brain” McClain Wins at Doc’s
Though Dwayne “The Brain” McClain’s victory at Doc’s has been officially disputed, Johnny has decided to post them as the winners regardless. “Oh, come on,” said Hidalgo Monsignor of 3rd Place Suck It Trebek. “I mean, they had that giant brain with mystical powers sitting on the table, and Johnny didn’t disqualify them? And I get in trouble if I use my cell phone?” Johnny says that giant mystical brains don’t count as “electronic devices” and, for now at least, they are still permissible.