A bus driver in Vancouver has been quizzing riders on his bus route since 2003, and given away over 4,000 candy bars since.
Author: aetchells
Olympic Shorts
- Do bronze medal finishers feel better about their achievment than silver medalists? Yes, according to a 1996 study.
- D-Mac is covering the Olympics for Vanity Fair.
- As I saw so many of you cheering last night for the gymnastics competition, I thought to myself, “Am I the only one who finds the sight of 11 year old anorexic hermaphrodite automaton being hugged by a 55 year old man after she performs numerous backflips exceedingly creepy?” Apparently the answer is no. Buzz Bissinger thinks the same thing: I cringe at what I believe is the unsavory stench of the sport in general — children under the wing of men who based on lengthy documentation have proven to be abusive, relentless, intolerant, humiliating and, in some instances, accused of sexual misconduct. “These girls will do anything for these guys,” Ms. Ryan told me. “They have such control over them.”
Applebees News
As you all know, the Applebees at 15th and Locust is my favorite restaurant in the world. Well, things there just got even more exciting, as they are hosting an open call for models for the Price is Right tomorrow. Try to top that, Good Dog!
Chikara Rasslin’
Went to see Chikara Wrestling at the Alhambra Center on Sunday. Texted a bunch of friends to see who wanted to go, and April Annie was the only one tasteful enough to accept (What is wrong with you people? Seriously? You can’t even get excited about live wrestling?) So we headed down there and truth be told, we both acknowledged that it was one of the highlights of our collective lives.
The inspiration came a few weeks ago, when we got dinner at Distrito and saw all of the wrestling masks on the wall. I looked up Lucha Libre Philadelphia online and this was as close as it got. Most of the wrestlers wore masks. The wrestling was surprisingly well done. In fact, there were several moves that simply had to hurt, real or not. There was a lot of outside the ring action, with bodyslams and aerial moves on the concrete. There was even a female wrestler, Sara Del Rey, who fought the men. April cheered loudly for her and her teammate, Bobby Dempsey (above). I rooted equally hard for their opponents, the Fabulous Two, who wore feather boas and long gowns, a la my hero, Ric Flair.
The scene was much more Sci-fi convention than meathead. The wrestlers apparently inspire their fans to draw little comics and make paintings, which they then present to the wrestlers after the event is over. After the final event, the two largest wrestlers (Brodie Lee and Claudio Castognoli) started going at it, and the next thing you know a full scale riot involving every wrestler there had broken out. Finally, the Commisioner of the League had to come out to try to calm things down. There was a Chikara regular sitting next to me who kept giving me the backstory to all the wrestlers, and when the Commissioner came out and said “There is only one way to settle this,” the guy turned to me and mouthed the words “cage match.” Moments later, his hunch proved correct, as the Commissioner said, “We’re going to need to have our first ever cage match right here on September 7th.” I am so going to be there.
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Question of the Week
What rock group was BALCO frontman Victor Conte briefly the bass player for in the late 1970s and early 1980s?
Kinda Cool
After going to wrestling yesterday in South Philly (details and photos to follow at a later time), April Annie and I headed to the Cantina for a margarita. When we got there, we noticed a pretty kickass rainbow dominating the sky of South Philly. It was even more spectacular because there were streaks of lightning crackling through the rainbow and the sky was a strange orange color. I realized this morning that I had caught a little spark of lightning in one of my photos. Thought it was kind of neat.
Wet Firecracker Productions Presents: Weathering the Storm
Chip and I are back, along with Aaron Hertzog and Nat “The Truth” Jones, with a weekly serial I think you’re going to enjoy, Weathering the Storm: The True Story of Pottsville’s Finest Sounds of Nature Band. Today we present some of the members of the band in Episode One: Setting the Stage. If you’re looking for more funny, there is a great comedy show tonight at the Shubin Theatre (407 Bainbridge), and it’s only $5 to get in.
Other JGT shorts you might enjoy:
Sofa Kingdom Wins at Bards
Jams Win (Repped by Robert Hazard)
The Mayor of Detroit is in hot water due to some sexually explicit text messages he sent to a woman who was not his wife. Who is he?