Yeah, i’m a slacker. Deal with it. And yes, the pics look crappy because i lost my good camera and have been using my iphone. i promise to either get a new camera or find the old one before this week. Anyways, here are photos of winners from two weeks ago. Underneath each one (except the first one.) is a question from the bowling quiz. One guess per person.
Author: aetchells
Out of the Office
Long day at the salt mines. Scoreboard, photos, etc, going up this weekend. In the meantime, I leave you with a question: What’s the best Christmas movie ever? I gotta go, top 3:
1. It’s a Wonderful Life
2. Christmas Carol (w/ George C. Scott)
3. Nat’l Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
I’ve Got Zome Zad Newz
Zima is calling it quitz. Our favorite malternative iz no longer. I can’t believe they are giving up after only 15 years of abject failure. I can “clearly” zay that I have never zeen anyone drinking a Zima zince 1995. That’s why I think it waz primed for a comeback, and why dropping it now is zuch a bad idea. I mean, rich white people like it. Geez, first they cancel Crystal Pepsi, now thiz. Finally, can anyone explain thiz ZIMA commercial to me? It makez no zenze.
Quizzo News and Notes
Yes, I am running way behind this week. And tomorrow I’ll be “out of the office” all day. But I promise to catch up over the weekend. This has honestly been the busiest non-Quizzo Bowl week I think I’ve ever had, but I should return to a life of leisure in the next week and get all caught up. I am shooting this thing for Comcast tomorrow. I’ll let you know when it’s gonna be On Demand. Gonna take a while to edit and stuff. As for Quizzo Bowl, things are looking good. Unless this thing falls through, I should have an announcement before Christmas. In other quizzo news, The Jams won their 5th straight last night, so there will be a $20 bounty on them next week. . Finally, the last I heard, the Quizzo Documentary was progressing nicely, and the crew is hoping to have it premiere at the Philadelphia Film Festival. As for tonight, we’re back on at the Good Dog. 8 p.m. Bards at 10 p.m. Hope to see ya tonight.
Latest in the Metro
OK, so I think this is my funniest one in a while. It’s a write up about the old Christmas classic the Twelve Days of Christmas, and what ridiculous gifts people receive on those days. Special tip of the cap o Steve-O, who gave me the idea. But wait, was the song actually a code written by persecuted Catholics? Snopes investigates.
Happy Birthday Mos Def
Happy 35th to one of my all time favorite rappers, Mos Def.
Quizzo Tonight
Locust Rendezvous at 6:15, followed by the Black Sheep at 8:15. See ya then. In the meantime, here’s a couple things I wrote over at totalphilly: The Inquirer truck was stolen and the World Series Trophy is going on display this weekend, but the Stanley Cup is cooler.
Anybody heard any good music lately?
I’m always looking for good new tunes to download and play at quizzo. Anybody heard anything good lately? If so, leave it below.
Dmitri the Lover Speaking Tonight in Toronto
A man named Dimitri the Lover teaches men how to use his tricks to seduce women, and he’s speaking tonight in Toronto. This is one of those random things I just kind of stumbled onto after Steve-O sent me this link, to Dmitri leaving messages for a girl in San Francsico. (WARNING: Women, if you listen to this message, you will be helpless against Dimitri’s irresistable charms. He finds you extremely elegant. He couldn’t take his eyes off you.) Anyhow, I did some more research and came across this, an invitation to a speech Dimitri is giving tonight in Toronto. A few highlights: So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “STUFF MY STOCKING WITH HO HO HO’s”. It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on WHERE to find depressed holiday sluts and HOW to approach them in a cordial yet efficient manner. Dimitri The Lover will teach you how to DETECT bored, lonely, highly impressionable shoppers, CHARM them by employing an approach which takes advantage of their “holiday blues”, SEDUCE them through the utilization of proven techniques that he has developed over time, then sexually ENSLAVE them through the employment of magical religious thought protocols.
My magical religious thought protocols have been unemployed for a little too long. Ok, so then I stumbled onto his Toronto real men website. Apparently, you have to get certified through his class and you will become a great lover and he will give you business cards saying you are certified. According to his website, his Worship the C*ck workshop courses are only $2997. What a bargain! But if you just wanted to attend tonight’s meeting, it’s only $29, and if I had a ride to Toronto, I would so be there.
UPDATE: Uh-oh. Be careful around Dimitri. He’s had some run-ins with the law and sounds a little unstable.
Quizzo Tonight
Gonna be kind of light posting this week. Working on a project for Comcast which should be fun but is going to take a lot of work in the next few days, so somethings got to go. However, I am still posting on Totalphilly, so you can go over there if you want to read about the former Penn QB who might be coming to the Phils or about the 15 year old kid who wanted to shoot up his school in Pottstown. There will be quizzo tonight. O’Neals at 8 p.m. and Bards at 10. Hope to see ya tonight.