Author: aetchells
Hurtin’ Bombs Win at Bards
Dork Sided Wins at O’Neals
Pics of last week’s winners
Alright, gonna post pics of last weeks winners along with questions about people celebrating birthdays today. One guess per person. Cheya.
New York Mets: The Dominoes Pizza of Baseball
Both the Yankees and Mets are moving into new stadiums this year, so both have added special patches to the sleeves of their jerseys. The Yankees patch looks great. The Mets patch looks like a hotel key card at Howard Johnson’s. Here’s what uni-watch says: So let’s skip the metaphors and jokes and just proceed straight to the simple, declarative truth: This is the worst sleeve patch in MLB history.
By the Time the Eagles Get to Arizona.
There is also a song called By the Time I get to Phoenix, that I think served as the inspiration for the title of the PE song, but it’s not as good of a song. And it doesn’t promote assassinating a public official, like the PE song does.
Year in Review: October-December
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
- Johnny and Ginger solve the Mystery of the Basement Hole.
- Johnny and Ginger go underground into creepy tunnel.
DECEMBER
- The Bowling Sensation that’s sweeping the nation: Bowlizzo!
- We discover our new hero: Dmitri the Lover.
- Quizmaster Chris attacks corporate America with a vengeance.
Year in Review: July-September
JULY
- Prom 2008. Pink tuxedos and Italian backdrops.
- JGT gets shot down by a 95 year old woman.
AUGUST
- Nothing interesting happened in August. Nothing
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SEPTEMBER
- JGT accidentally sends a text message reading “You so want me” to 9 of his guy friends.
- Johnny unveils his debut rap video.
- Hipster Nation throws a jab at quizzo. Goodtimes fires back. (It’s worth reading the comments section on Philebrity too.)
- Second ever quizzo perfect score, by the Narcotyzing Dysfunktion.
Year in Review: April-June
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APRIL
- JGT gets a little face time with Obama.
- Ken Jennings lists his best bands from each state.
- Goat Races in Phoenixville. (above)
- JGT and D-Mac have an awkward interview on FOX News.
- Hipsters are accused of being terrorists, much to the glee of non-hipsters.
- JGT becomes insecure about his age.
MAY
JUNE