WOW! Did you guys see this catch from yesterday? You know things are going bad for the Phils. Now, even Rowand’s catch is no longer the best play of 2006. This is like Mays making his catch while climbing a wall. Simply unbelievable.
Author: aetchells
New Poll
I just posted a new poll, so be sure to exercise your right as an american. The results of the last poll showed that most of you thought that Showgirls was the worst movie of the last 20 years, with 18.9% voting for that one. Battlefield Earth and I Heart Huckabees finished tied for 2nd with 16%. I thought Showgirls was so bad it was good, while I cannot say the same for I Heart Huckabees, which I think they have playing on a constant loop in hell.
QuizzoMan Will not be rapping tonight
QuizzoMan will not be rapping at tonight’s quizzo. “Quizzoman is a superhero, not some sort of pop star,” said his manager Colonel Tom Barker. “Therefore he will not be engaging in any sort of rap.” Local Quizmaster Johnny Goodtimes had been hoping to rap at tonight’s contest, but he was fired after the cartoon quizzo and will therefore not be attending tonight’s event. Oh yeah, and about that big announcement. That’s gonna come Monday. Johny didn’t realize how much help QuizzoMan needed to get ready for this event.
Johnny Grabs Pizza at Pazzo’s
The Great Pizza Hunt continues to limp along, as Johnny finally grabbed some more pizza. Geez, about time. Anyway, he went with Eric B. of the Axis of Evil Knieval to Pazzo’s (41 South 19th Street, just north of Walnut). It’s a pretty nice place, a little more upscale than your typical pizza joint, and it has a full bar. More importantly, it has a jukebox. The jukebox was OK, lots of classic rock standards, could use a little more soul and hip hop, if you ask me. The pizza was extremely good. We got a sausage and pepper pizza. The sauce was excellent, but they didn’t give us nearly enough of it. They should double up on the tasty sauce. The service was kind of blah. Here was Eric B.’s take:
Quick Notes About Tonight’s Event
OK, so I had a misprint earlier. The Superman IMAX shows at 6:45 p.m., not 7:30 p.m., as I had previously posted. The quizzo will still be starting at 10 p.m. I’m gonna have a long day, trying to help QuizzoMan prepare, so I’ll try to post a few things at some point today, including my BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (Earlier tonight a team asked me if the big announcement was that I was getting married, to which I responded, “No, the big announcement is that I got a 2nd date.” Just kidding, of course. I still haven’t gotten a 2nd date.)
BREAKING ::::::: JGT Tripping on Rhubarb
A text message has been received from Intercourse PA.
Johnny Goodtimes and co-baker Ken have received a 22 for their pie, the winner received a 26. The judge told them that their pie was “very creative.” Johnny also said, “I think I’ve got baker’s high.”
Yeah, About Those Flyers
Hey everybody, Johnny didn’t see the last post so now he’s texting me telling me to discuss the Flyers on the site. Like that’s just what I want to do after last night’s debacle. But hey, he’s the celebrity, and I’m just living in his shadow so his will be done.
Man, what a courageous effort last night, eh? All that rhetoric about getting off to a fast start really came to fruition. But what can you do, Buffalo was the faster, better team, and they won. The big questions start now.
Johnny Will Be Back Real Soon
Johnny had to leave you all (or as he says when he remembers he’s from Virginia, “y’all”) for some sort of lucrative corporate gig this morning. And now he’s off to take Spanish class. In the meantime he asked me to entertain you for a moment or two.
So what do we have in the news today? Did you see this one? Turns out a solid 1/3 of Americans 18-24 could not find Louisiana on a map of the United States. And if that doesn’t haunt you, how about that 60% of those quizzed couldn’t find Iraq on a map.
Don’t worry, Johnny will returning later this afternoon and he will be back to being a true man of leisure.
– Trivia Art
The Mezzanine is Now Open
There are still a few more seats left! In an effort to accommodate as many people as possible, we are opening the mezzanine area. There are also a few more seats left at the bar. If you are a small team (less than seven), please take the bar seats.
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Quizzo Bowl Makes the A-List
Quizzo Bowl I and a swanky picture of Johnny makes the A-List in Philadelphia Weekly.