Author: aetchells

Quizzo Tonight

 
The best way to get over your Memorial Day hangover is to do more drinking. We kick if off at O’Neals at 8 p.m., then move on to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. Hope to see you tonight! (I just added the above video because I love that song.)

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Bob T.’s Worst Nightmare

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O’NEALS (88.2*)

  1. But Why is John’s Rum Gone 94
  2. Dorksided 92
  3. Tooth Wind and Fire 92
  4. Lexi’s Flaming Nips 86
  5. The Producers 77

BARDS (89.2)

  1. Arthur Kade is Our Co-Pilot 106
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
  3. Sofa Kingdom 94
  4. Who Framed Jessica Rabbit 85
  5. The Biplanes 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS (73.2)

  1. The Jams 112
  2. 1022 86
  3. 2 Sticks and a Slit 68
  4. Barstool Racers 52
  5. Renee and Associates 48

BLACK SHEEP (93.4)

  1. Duane’s World 102
  2. Jon & Kate+8 Minus Jon 101
  3. The Unusual Suspects 90
  4. Dalembert Report 88
  5. Catdog 86

UGLY AMERICAN (94.8)

  1. Eschaton 115
  2. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 101
  3. No Talent Ass Clowns 89
  4. Phuck the Mets 86
  5. Prom Night 83

BARDS (103)

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 112
  2. Sofa Kingdom 103
  3. The Hurtin Bombs 103
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 101
  5. Leprechauns for Obama 96

*Average score of the top 5

Name this Person

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The person who wrote the following turns 67 today. See if you can guess who it was in the comments (no cheating!)
Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful…Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they PREFER masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist trait.

Is It Just Me…

…or does the new Sherlock Holmes movie look nothing at all like Sherlock Holmes, and more like a crappy James Bond wannabe film set in the 19th century. As a pretty big fan of Sherlock Holmes and someone who likes Robert Downey, Jr., I am really bummed at how terrible this looks. It’s like director Guy Ritchie said, “Let’s make a movie about Sherlock Holmes but replace the high minded intelligence with explosions and sex.” Good thing Ritchie didn’t direct the Gandhi movie, or he probably would have had him jump the Ganges on a motorcycle with two hookers on the back.

Quizzo Tonight

We kick it off at the Ugly American at 7:30 p.m., where thus far nobody has put up a serious challenge against L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. Will they continue to be the only team to win at the Ugly American? We’ll find out tonight. Then to the toughest bar in quizzo, the Bards, at 10 p.m. We saw a minor upset there on Tuesday. Will we see another one there tonight? The Kingdom will be playing again without Garbo, who continues his one week suspension for knowing too much about Chick Lit. See ya tonight!