Y-100 Revolutionary Army

The Y-100 Revolutionary Army blitzkrieged their opponents at Doc’s on Mondya night. Sadly, they were no match for the G-Unit, who took control of Y-100 and turned it into a rap station. “It wouldn’t have been so humiliating if, during their hostile takeover of the station, somebody in 50’s posse hadn’t popped a cap in my ass,” said John Soltrane (above). “That was entirely uncalled for.”