Some of you may remember an article I wrote a few months ago for the Metro about the strippers at the Clermont Lounge. (It was, incidentally, the last article I ever wrote for the Metro due to “creative differences” though those had more to do with grammar than content). Anyways, if I want to go to the Clermont Lounge again, I won’t be staying at the Clermont Hotel. You’re going to find this hard to believe, but it just got shut down by health inspectors. The good news is, the Lounge next door with its homely strippers will stay in business, at least for the time being. Of course, none of this will affect my plans to NEVER GO THERE AGAIN.