Start at Ugly American at 8 p.m. sharp, with L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics going for 6 straight. Then, on to the Bards at 10:15 p.m., where things get a little mellower during the summer, so your team should be able to get a table. In the meantime, be sure to vote for your least favorite Philly athlete. Oh, and have you heard about Philly’s very own cupcake truck? See ya tonight!