Everything seemed to go fine at Doc Watson’s on Monday. The winning team, whose name Johnny forgot, worked with a robot to achieve victory. It was a great moment for human-android relations. The robot was perfectly friendly, and I don’t know what Will Smith has his panties all up in a bunch for. I mean, robots are…HOLY S***, THAT ROBOT JUST ATE SOMEBODIES HEAD OFF! MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WILL! I MEAN, HE DID WRITE PARENTS JUST DON’T AAAAAAAAAAAA!