Your first and only chance ever to see Johnny Goodtimes with a tan is tonight (It will be long since faded away by next week.) I’ll be at Ugly American at 8 and the Bards at 10:15 p.m. As a man of leisure, I don’t want to hurt myself by writing a whole new quiz on my first day back, so it’s still the Handyperson quiz for tonight. See ya tonight!