Standing by the Bathroom was able to overcome their nosebleed seats to take the victory at the Bards on THursday night, but were fuming mad after the contest. “What the hell is going on here?” Katie Coffey screamed after the contest. “Where was the bus that was supposed to get Johnny Weir to the freaking arena?” Added a livid Chadworth Cartwright, “How is Johnny supposed to bring his a-game when the freaking bus delivers him to the arena 47 minutes before the contest? Don’t these stupid Italian bus drivers know that Johnny needs 50 minutes just to apply his make-up, and another 30 minutes to apply his sequins? Freaking axis powers.”
