The Ho Ain’t In Tow was able to pull off the win at the Dive on Tuesday night, then tried to ruin the family atmosphere I have so carefully cultivated by having their photo taken in front of a tasteless piece of “art”. Fortunately, our censors picked up on this foolishness and supplied the piece of “art” with tassels. Johnny would like to personally aopologize to all of the children and members of the 700 Club who came to this site looking for family fun, and assures you that this kind of thing will never happen again.