This isn’t really that great of a story, but for some reason I just love the following sentence: Gallagher, 58, is best known for smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer. I mean, I always knew it was true, but I had just never seen it put so bluntly. Also, I derived way too much pleasure from correctly spelling some word that a 13 year old from Houston got wrong during the Scripps Spelling Bee a few minutes ago.
