Perhaps the only person who hates seeing those fire-breathing nerds who emerge from their mother’s basements twice a week to play quizzo (aka Steak Em Up) more than you is me. Therefore, I am imploring you to beat those computer-programming, morally derelict, Andrew Gold listening ninkumpoops this Tuesday. And to make sure that you bring your A-team, I am doubling the bounty. That’s right, no more child’s play. A $40 bonus to the team that can knock them off on Tuesday night and finish first. That in addition to the $40 gift certificate. That’s right, $80 for any team that can knock off the Steak and land in first place.
You want to know how morally corrupt these couscous eaters are? After absorbing the best players from their top two challengers (Hurtin Bombs and Western Omelette) they are now talking about splitting up just long enough to claim the bounty. I will not allow that happen, of course, but I think it just shows you what kind of unethical homo-erectuses we’re dealing with here. I suspect that, as you are reading this, they are all investing in BP and rooting for Kobe to have a great NBA Finals. They must be stopped and you must stop them. Tuesday. 10:15 p.m. Bring it.