THIS Week’s Scores

NORTH STAR2015-01-26 21.03.57

  1. Philliez Nuts 91
  2. Inkspot 90
  3. Avenue Hustlaz 73

SIDECAR

2015-01-26 23.30.32

  1. Stand Up STrumpets 82
  2. Deflated Balls
  3. In the Lead 70

O’NEALS

2015-01-27 21.59.53

  1. Savage Ear 86
  2. Encyclopedophiles 85
  3. My Couch Pulls Out…66

CITY TAP HOUSE

2015-01-28 00.17.48

  1. Ian’s Team 104
  2. Ukraine in the Membrane 92
  3. Snowpocalypse Now 87

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-01-28 20.18.24

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 108
  2. Hispanic at the Disco 103
  3. Denim Chicken 102

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Must Love Pogs 112
  2. Milk, Bread, Eggs, and Condoms 111
  3. Duane’s World 105

INDUSTRY

2015-01-29 20.52.22

  1. Clarence Beeftank 108
  2. Popesack 99
  3. Self Contained 94

BARDS

2015-01-29 23.34.22

  1. Loitering Threat 124
  2. Erin Go Bratwurst 108
  3. Ramrod 98

 

LAST WEEK’S Scores

NORTH STAR

2015-01-19 21.04.35

  1. Fifth Estate 122
  2. Inkspot 114
  3. Tom Brady Deflates My Balls 110

SIDECAR

2015-01-19 22.53.16

  1. Finnlandia 84
  2. In the Lead 83
  3. Top of Your Paper 82

O’NEALS

2015-01-20 21.41.28

  1. Savage Ear 93
  2. Encyclopedophiles 93
  3. Irish Wrist Watch 79

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Jesters of Tortuga 120
  2. Bill Cosby’s Bed and Breakfast 115
  3. I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm 97

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

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  1. #1 Government Team Competitor 105
  2. Denim Chicken 103
  3. Synch Tramp 103

BLACK SHEEP

2015-01-21 21.53.42

  1. Must Love Pogs 120
  2. Satan’s Minions 111
  3. Duane’s World 100

INDUSTRY

  1. Popesack 117
  2. Eat Fish or Die 110
  3. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 104

BARDS

2015-01-22 23.55.19

  1. Serbian Donkey Cheese 102
  2. These Balls Aren’t Gonna Deflate Themselves 101
  3. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly 86

And a special shout-out to “I Wish This Mic Was a Giant Horsec*ck” (below), who considering their team name scored a rather remarkable 69 points at Bards.

2015-01-22 23.25.51

All Football Quizzo on Sunday!

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Think there’s no football this Sunday besides the lame Pro Bowl? Think again! There’s gonna be an All-Pro football quizzo at Founding Fathers Sports Bar & Grill at 5:30 on Sunday, hosted by Shibe co-owner Johnny Goodtimes. In addition to testing your pigskin knowledge, there will also be various $4.50 craft beers and $5 Nachos and Quesadillas. Most questions will be from the Super Bowl era. Gonna be a lot of fun, and you might learn a thing or two. (As far as questions asked: almost all NFL, lots of Super Bowl questions, with perhaps a few USFL and “Where did so and so play in college?” type questions. But far and away mostly NFL). See ya Sunday!

$100 for 100 Points at O’Neals; Free Money Faceoff at City Tap

We kick it off tonight at O’Neals, where we’ll be trying something new…instead of our normal $50 gift cert for the winners, we’ll be giving out $100 to the winning team…if they can score 100 or more points. (the double prize activates if we get 25 or more players tonight, so be sure to bring your full squad.) Apps during quizzo are only $5, and Mexican beers are $3.50. Action starts at 8 p.m.

On to Tap House at 10:15 p.m., where we’ve kicked off the New Year with a new game…Free Money Faceoff, where players go head to head to see who can come away with a $10 gift certificate for their team. And of course we’ve got 2 for $20 pizzas and $3 Gansetts. See ya tonight!

Quizzo Tonight!

Yes, we are on for tonight. Action starts at North Star at 7 p.m. On to Sidecar at 9:30.

We’re also having a “100 point challenge” tomorrow night at O’Neals. Any team that scores 100 and wins, wins an extra $50 gift cert, making it “$100 for 100”. The only caveat is: we gotta get 30 people there for the challenge to activate. So get your crew out to O’Neals tmrw night at 8.

Quizzo Bowl Tickets Now On Sale! Motown Throwdown Takes Place on February 21st!


WHO: You, me, and nerds from as far away as Seattle and Denver.

WHAT: Quizzo Bowl XI, the most prestigious quizzo event in the country.

WHEN: February 21st, 2015. 8 p.m.

WHERE: World Cafe Live (3025 Walnut Street). The Downstairs.

HOW BIG CAN MY TEAM BE? Teams can be up to 8 players each.

WHAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT WILL THERE BE BETWEEN ROUNDS? An incredible Motown group, the York Street Hustle (above) will play between rounds. I’m also going to be assisted by one of Philly most beloved comedians, Chip Chantry, and of course my lovely assistant, Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez.

HOW MUCH IS IT? $25 per player.

FASTBALL BOB IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION BY HIMSELF. I am aware of that.

WHAT IF WE HAVE A TEAM OF 4 OR LESS? Let me know…I’ll team you up with another small team.
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WHERE CAN I GET TICKETS? I’ll have tickets for sale on me at quizzo, or you can purchase them online at World Cafe Live.

IS THERE LIKE PRIZES AND STUFF? Yes, winning team walks with $800 worth of prizes. In addition, I am offering a $100 bounty prize as well to any new winners. So if you’re any team other than Sofa Kingdom, Lambda, the Jeopardy Champs, or Where’s Johnny, there’s a bonus prize.

ARE THE QUESTIONS ALL ABOUT MOTOWN? No, the theme is just Motown because the band is a Motown band. I’d expect a few questions about Detroit, but the quiz itself is all general knowledge, like a regular quiz, except with a few twists.

WHAT ABOUT GIVEAWAYS? Oh yeah, plenty of giveaways throughout the night.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID ONE OF THESE ON BOARD A BOAT? Yes.

THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID, HUH? Yeah, pretty stupid.

WE HATE BOATS. I am aware of that now.

WHAT ELSE? Rumors that Johnny and Chip are going to be bringing back an old vaudeville favorite of theirs from back in the day: the Wheel of Terrific is apparently making a comeback. Also, best dressed team wins a sweet prize. Be sure to follow the Quizzo Bowl page on Facebook for updates.

SO FOR $25, I GET A MOTOWN BAND, A CHANCE TO WIN $900, ONE OF PHILLY’S BEST COMEDIANS AND FASTBALL PITCHER BOB GUTIERREZ? That is correct.

AND I DON’T HAVE TO GET ON A BOAT? There will be no boat.

SOUNDS LIKE A STEAL OF A DEAL! It is! And get your tickets soon, because once they sell out, they sell out. And when I don’t do them on boats, they tend to sell out quickly. I’ll have them on me starting tonight at quizzo. Get ready. The Motown Throwdown is gonna be awesome!

 

This Week’s Pics and Scores

NORTH STAR

2015-01-12 20.44.19

  1. Always Finish 4th 111
  2. We’re Kind of a Mess 109
  3. Inkspot 94

SIDECAR

2015-01-12 22.52.59

  1. No I in Quizzo 109
  2. In the Lead 104
  3. Fatty Calves 87

O’NEALS

2015-01-13 21.51.19

  1. House Lunch 124
  2. Encyclopedophiles 109
  3. Savage Ear 107

CITY TAP HOUSE

  1. Jesters of Tortuga 116
  2. Underground Bard 109
  3. 2nd Place Rob Lowe 92

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

2015-01-14 20.14.21

  1. #1 Government Competitor 120
  2. We Prefer to Stand 116
  3. Dr. Julius Strangepork 113
  4. Synchonized Trampoline 113

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Must Love Pogs 115
  2. Juanny Bad Times 108
  3. Duane’s World 105

INDUSTRY

2015-01-15 20.40.09

  1. Self Contained Hootenanny 115
  2. Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 112
  3. Dynamic Duo 111

BARDS

2015-01-15 23.09.30

  1. Serbian Donkey Cheese 107
  2. Legends of the Hidden Salami 101 
  3. Seal Team 69 100

Ray Didinger to Speak at Shibe Next Saturday

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It isn’t often that you get to hang out with a Hall of Fame football journalist the week before the Super bowl. This is one of those times. Ray Didinger will be answering your questions and signing copies of his new book, the New Eagles Encyclopedia at Shibe Sports on Saturday the 24th at 5 p.m. The event is free, and snacks and liquid refreshment will be provided.  Hope to see you there!