Like I said yesterday in my interview with Philly Mag, I will jump into the Delaware River tomorrow if we sell out Quizzo Bowl. So now, on top of 2 bands, a comedian, a free cab ride, free food, a yacht ride and tons of prizes to give away, you will now have the opportunity to see me possibly die in spectacular fashion. What a bargain!
UPDATE: I have just been informed that jumping into the Delaware is illegal. So you will now have an opportunity to see me get arrested if you come to Quizzo Bowl! I mean, what better deal can I give you people?