That’s right folks, we just put together this exciting new bar trivia game called “Quizzo” and we want to beta-test it tonight. Where can you play this revolutionary new game that we think will someday lead to major confrontations between Philadelphia and Denver? We’d suggest the Ugly American at 8 p.m. or the Bards at 10:15 p.m. Hope to see ya tonight, and tell ’em Large Marge sent ya!