Anniversary of Woman Being Hit By Meteor

tom-delayIt was on this date 55 years ago that Ann Hodges was awoken from a nap by something that had never ended a nap before. A meteorite smahed through the roof of her house, hit a radio and then bounced on top of her. She was burned and bruised, but was otherwise alright. I think this incident reminds us that we can never be too careful, and should always keep an eye to the heavens. Meteorites can strike us at any time, so we must remain ever vigilant, ever on our guard. Have a nice day.

Turkey Trivia

  1. funny-thanksgivingOn what tv show would you have seen the famous Turkeys Away episode, in which a publicity stunt to drop turkeys from a helicopter goes terribly wrong.
  2. In bowling, how many straight strikes is called a turkey?
  3. This ACC team plays with a nickname, but their real name is the Fighting Gobblers.
  4. What is a female turkey called?
  5. In what movie that took place in Philly would you hear the line, “It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving?”
  6. What is the name of the skin that hangs from a turkeys neck? (Hint: It rhymes with “bottle”)
  7. What is the amino acid in turkey that makes people drowsy? (Must spell it correctly)
  8. At what temperature should you take a turkey out of the oven?                                                                  a) 130 degrees b) 165 degrees c) 200 degrees d) 220 degrees
  9. What is the capital of Turkey?
  10. Who got interviewed last year while a turkey was being violently beheaded in the background?

Answers after the jump.

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Daniel Sickles: Adulterer, Murderer, and Eccentric


Perhaps the most interesting Gettysburg character I learned about when I went there in 2009 was Major General Daniel Sickles, who nearly cost the Feds the victory with a foolhardy and movement of troops on Day 2 of the three day battle.

But his fascinating story begins before Gettysburg. He was a lawyer and later a New York Senator. He married a 15 year old named Teresa Bagioli when he was 33 and cheated on her with hookers regularly. She responded by carrying on an affair with Phillip Barton Key, son of Francis Scott Key. Sickles hunted down Key, who at the time was district attorney for Washington, D.C., and shot and killed him directly across the street from the White House in February of 1859. Sickles was arrested a few hours later. His lawyers, led by future Secretary of War Edwin Stanton, encouraged him to plead temporary insanity, and he said that his wife’s infidelity had caused him to temporarily lose his mind. It was the first time the temporary insanity defense had ever been used in the United States, and it worked. Sickles was acquitted of all charges.

His image was bruised however, when he forgave his wife for her infidelity (people generally supported the fact that he killed Key, but were outraged that he would forgive that little whore for cheating on him) and ever the politician, he knew that a gool old fashioned war could help repair it. Due to his political connections, he rapidly moved up the ranks, and soon was a Major General. He was also a good friend of General Hooker, and the two men often indulged in strong booze and cheap women.
sicklesleg3At Gettysburg, Sickles was ordered to protect the southern ridge by General Meade. He disobeyed orders and moved to a higher ground. His move stretched the Union Army out too thin, left the southern flank exposed, and infuriated Meade, who never forgave him. In addition, it allowed Sickles III Corps to be attacked from multiple sides. They were crushed by General Longstreet, and Sickles had one of his legs almost blown off by a cannon. To rally his men, he demanded that a cigar be placed in his mouth as he was led off the battlefield on a stretcher. After it was amputated, he had his leg preserved and sent to the Army Medical Museum in Washington, DC, where he would visit it every year on the anniversary of it’s destruction.

daniel-sickles-fullHe and Meade remained enemies,  with Sickles claiming of course that he himself had been the true hero at the Battle of Gettysburg and Meade had smeared him and taken away the glory that was rightfully his.

After the war he became US Minister to Spain, where he reportedly carried on an affair with recently deposed Queen Isabella II. He returned to New York in 1874 and became head of the New York Monuments Commission (He was relieved of his post when in his early 90s it was discovered that $28,000 had gone missing from the commissions coffers). He also led the charge to make Gettysburg battlefield a national park when commercial interests were trying to take it over.

In 1913, in his 90s and in ailing health he went to Gettysburg for the 50th year anniversary for what he knew would be the last time. He spent part of that time taking swipes at General Meade. He died the next year at age 94.

While there are monuments dedicated to most of the generals who served at Gettysburg, there is none dedicated to Sickles. Why? Because he was in charge of the moneys for a bust of himself to be placed on the battlefield, and rumor is that he stole the money for himself. Thus there is a memorial today to his III Corps with an empty spot where the bust was to have gone. When asked why there was no monument to him at Gettysburg, Sickles replied, “The entire battlefield is a memorial to Dan Sickles.”

RELATED: How the Civil War saved Dan Sickles.

Quizzo This Week

jgtlogo4We are on for quizzo on Tuesday and Wednesday night, as usual, but I will be in a turkey induced coma well before 8 p.m. on Thursday, so we have to cancel quizzo that night. I am also hosting a quizzo at the Aqua Lounge in Cape Charles, VA on Saturday if any of you are around.

Live From Gettysburg

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Got into Gettysburg last night. Did the car tour, walked around Little Round Top, saw the High Water Mark of the Confederacy. Headed to the Visitor Center now to check out the Museum. A lot of people get dressed up around here. A lot. In fact, I feel kind of like the jerk who shows up at a Halloween party in my regular clothes. Anyhow, I’ll post photos and maybe some video later. Here are a few things to read about in the meantime.
Here is a pretty concise, short history of the battle.
Philly’s involvement in the Battle of Gettysburg.

Congratulations Sam!

 
We here at JGT Enterprises want to send a shout out to our good buddy and quizzo part timer Sam Murray, who won the million dollars today on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Sam won the money because while the other contestants also had brains, Sam was the only one who had any guts, and took his chances to win the Million. 

The top 10 contestants who had answered the most questions right in the fastest time within the first weeks of the season were placed into contention to win the million dollars.

Each day in the tournament, one contestant would return to be asked one more question for a million dollars. Answer it correctly, you’re a millionaire. Answer it incorrectly, you would most likely lose thousands.

While Sam went for the gusto, the rest of the contestants were spineless cowards. Sam got his question right, then watched as the other contestants got an opportunity to risk a little to win a lot. (Most came in having won $50,000, and if they missed the question, they would go back to $25,000.)

So Sam became the tournament leader and with a surprise visit from his son Tim, who came all the way from Wisconsin, he sat in the stands for the next six episodes as he watched contestant after contestant be asked the million dollar question, and each decided to walk away without risking their hard earned money. By the way, most of those contestants guessed the right choices, but did not make it their final answers, deciding to walk away instead.

The question Sam answered correctly to win the Million?

According to the Population Reference Bureau, what is the approximate number of people who have ever lived on earth? A: 50 billion B: 100 billion C: 1 trillion D: 5 trillion

The answer is B: 100 million.