O’NEALS
- Not Carrying Your Dead Weight 78
- Why’s John’s Rum Gone? 70
- This Is What Happens Larry 57
- This Is Not a Bus 56
- Balzac 48
BARDS
- Hurley Needs a Cool Codename 88*
- Sofa Kingdom 88
- Shut Updike 62
- All the SIngle Ladies 56
- Western Omelette 53
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 88
- 1022 75
- No One’s As Irish As Barack Obama 67
- Jessica Simpson Hearts Cheesesteak Soup 58
- Michelle the Legend 57
BLACK SHEEP
- Duane’s World 97
- Cat Dog 87
- The Filers 67
- No Thrill w/o Bill 64
- Smells Like Mice 59
GOOD DOG
- Fort Awesome 86
- Homosexual Agenda 83
- Weak Stream 83
- How Big Is Your Stimulus Package? 80
- Shomer Shabbas 70
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 114**
- Eschaton 103
- Lamda Lamda Lamda 102
- Hurtin Bombs 95
- Pre-Teen Pregnancy Pact 88
*Almost pulled off one of the biggest chokes in quizzo history. After blowing a ten point lead in the final round, we went to double overtime. Question was, “Kurt Warner has the record for most yards in a Super Bowl. How many yards did he throw for?” Gabe said “414”. He was right, and the Sofa Kingdom had no clue. However, Gabe inexplicably said it so loud that the Kingdom heard, so we went to triple OT, and Hurley Needs a Codename was able to win it then.
**Busiest night of the year at the Bards Thursday. Crazy packed. And I had to pay out $30. A damn shame. For the record, Tues./Wed.’s quiz was a fair amount harder than Thursdays.