Month: July 2008

Scoreboard, Brought to you by Prom ’08

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O’NEALS

  1. Mochachino Boy Sluts 112
  2. Young, Old, Restless 91
  3. Life’s a Lemon 89
  4. Dorksided 87
  5. Ham Dog Pilgrims 83

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 108
  2. Sofa Kingdom 102
  3. Zip! Bam! Pow! 84
  4. Bonhammer 83
  5. Western Omelette 81
  6. Narco Dysfunktion 81

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Jams 100
  2. This is Not a Bus 98
  3. Lost W/O Maureen 84
  4. Fighting Mongooses 60
  5. File Clerks 56

BLACK SHEEP

  1. John Brown’s Booty 109
  2. Duane’s World 96
  3. Matthew McConaghy’s Nephew 95
  4. Axis of Evil Knieval 91
  5. Penn Fifteen Club 86

BARDS

  1. Grover Cleveland Spanked Me…107
  2. Diego’s Moist Panties 97
  3. Sofa Kingdom 92
  4. Drive Shaft 85
  5. Show Minus One 84

Nevermind

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I ain’t getting scores done in time. I got too much prom preparation to do. You’ll live. I’ll post ’em manana. In the above photo you’ll see me before senior prom (’93). And the man in the front? You might recognize him. That’s Black Elvis, who we randomly ran into on prom night. My date was in the middle with the black dress on. Elodie Danjou. Beautiful exchange student from France. I only dated exchange students back then, and for the most part things were great. At least until they moved away and I cried my face off and tried to figure out a way I could find a sustainable future in France, despite having no knowledge of the language and having no Visa or special skills.

Scores on the way

Ended up staying up until 3 am playing Wii for the first time. I’m a pretty decent wii bowler. Not so good at American Idol. I’ve always considered myself more of an entertainer than a singer anyway. Well, got up this morning and took the kids in the summer program to the Franklin Institute. Pretty fun. Anyways, just got home and still have to do my prom shopping. Think I’m gonna hit up those suit shops in Old City. But I’ll try to get get scores done first. By the way, last night was ridiculous. Only two teams showed up at Good Dog, so I had to cancel. Then I went to Bards, and there were literally about 100 people playing.

Important things that you must know, Brought to you by Connect 4 Guru Beyonce

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  • Abraham Lincoln: Werewolf? (You’ll notice Chip in this, but this isn’t the one we were working on the last couple fo days. Hopefully we’ll be able to get that online before too long.)
  • I got turned away at the door of Tattooed Mom’s last night because I didn’t have my license on me. As we turned back around to leave, Chip angrily screamed at the bouncer, “Johnnygoodtimes.com. You should check it out sometime! He’s like 35!” I’m like an NBA player, rolling with an unruly posse that is furious when we don’t get our way.
  • You can play Connect Four here. Some guy dedicated his entire thesis to solving the game in 1988, and was successful. So if you have about 6 or 7 hours to kill you can read his thesis and master the game and then beat Connect Four guru Beyonce.