Important things that you must know, Brought to you by Connect 4 Guru Beyonce

Abraham Lincoln: Werewolf? (You’ll notice Chip in this, but this isn’t the one we were working on the last couple fo days. Hopefully we’ll be able to get that online before too long.)
I got turned away at the door of Tattooed Mom’s last night because I didn’t have my license on me. As we turned back around to leave, Chip angrily screamed at the bouncer, “Johnnygoodtimes.com. You should check it out sometime! He’s like 35!” I’m like an NBA player, rolling with an unruly posse that is furious when we don’t get our way.
You can play Connect Four here. Some guy dedicated his entire thesis to solving the game in 1988, and was successful. So if you have about 6 or 7 hours to kill you can read his thesis and master the game and then beat Connect Four guru Beyonce.